Schlub The Almighty

CEO and Founder of Schlub’s Grime and Gifts, Father of 12, Recovering Alcoholic

[sheet metal osaka @sheet_metal_hi]

This is how the new ocarina of time looks

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Huh, my gang was supposed to be here. My gang of train robbers were supposed to be waiting atop that hill on horseback with pistols and rifles at the ready. Not sure what to do now. I’ve never felt so alone

[TexasRaptor @ MP @Texas_Raptor]

Jacked off into a menthol dude wipe and my ropes started crackling like a fish fry

[HACHIWARE LOVER!!! #1 @OomfieLoomfie]

Hey gang

[しろぶた|会社員兼イラストレーター @shirobutaz]

ファイターハチワレ

[しろぶた|会社員兼イラストレーター @shirobutaz]

モモくりシサ【討伐】

[しろぶた|会社員兼イラストレーター @shirobutaz]

ちいハチうさラコ【討伐】

[⋆b r y⋆➴ @bwiyurin]

white people need adderall to go pick up they jimmy johns

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Going to the ren fair while high off a 20mg edible and a little dragon puppet starts talking to me

[dj nite raid @trillydylly]

I think about this tweet all the time

[Schlub The Almighty @AbsoluteLard]

@meowkkotsu So fucking tough!!!

[Janson @WVWWWWWVWWWWWVW]

Fuck it whatever

[Strawberry Simulator @SimulatedBerry]

“And THAT’S for Pearl Harbor!” I scream at the white P.F. Chang’s waitress as I tip 0%

[ariana grindcore @jackiecore666]

play that funky music white they

[amber ♡ @tanijrou]

hamburgers pickles why

[GluCola @glucowski]

a blue chemical

[Lego Kingo @LegoKingo]

I don't know why the Liberty Mutual people think the Liberty Biberty thing is funny as fuck