Absolute Mommy

Believes chocolate and Starbucks can fix just about everything...

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@yoonminspace 🫠😭

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@WriterlyTweets Doom scrolling quietly while everyone sleeps. #motherhood #momlife #sixwordstory #6words #writingprompt

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/I9qPxYP8KW

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Me and @mackenzie_grace.10 on our Starbucks run today. So glad she’s feeling better! ❤️🎄❤️🎄 https://t.co/JJr1SXNNot

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Been absent because the vid got me again and so today is the first day is almost a month that I feel like me. So of course selfie. Also no filter because good lighting. Happy Friday ❤️😎💜 https://t.co/VONsXyfwR2

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@WriterlyTweets Friday June 24th, 2022. Roe overturned. #amwriting #sixwordstory #RoeVsWade #RoeOverturned

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@Hootsuite_Help I need help and need to speak with a representative is there a number I can call?

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Scenes from turning 44. There were more but I didn’t photograph them. I didn’t even take a selfie. 44 hits different. https://t.co/VBgs4u2CXl

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Some Mondays require a double dose 😂😂 https://t.co/xutp48rqYE

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Happy 2022 🎉❤️🎉 https://t.co/NDUC2Fy2IA

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/FcHODO4IHs

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/kzq1JkVkd7

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Merry Christmas everyone 🎅🏼🎄🤶🏼 https://t.co/taULKNnXgy

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Mac has curated the best group of friends this year. Squad goals indeed! A huge thank you to @carinadunmore for hosting this wild bunch! I think the moms had a pretty good time too! 🎅🏼🎄🤶🏼🎉 https://t.co/IEdX62jlhr

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/nxVL3utYFG

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Date Night. 🎄🎅🏼🤶🏼😂 https://t.co/hN5ihnwyD3

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No idea what all this stuff means but @caitlin_crutch07 got 100% and asked me if I’d put it on the fridge like old times 😂😂😂 I’m so proud of her and her big brain! https://t.co/CqNRv5Hqeu

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Look who’s back! #esperanzapantalonesdenavidad https://t.co/ZuGEpsx5n8

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Dolly’s 1st Christmas 🎄 😬😳🙃 https://t.co/HEHNynvC6b

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Put up a brand new tree. Welcome to the family. Christmas time is heeeeeereeeee! #christmastimeishere https://t.co/KdvNYBCYAC