AbsolutePigskin

Just a computer and college football nerd who likes to combine the two into useful (and free) sports betting information.

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This #OlympicGames isn’t doing wonders for Embiid’s trade value. Make no mistake about it, @sixers do need to trade him ASAP.

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Joel Embiid is quite stupid…#TeamUSA

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@nytimes They f’d my work laptop completely.

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If only my father was a professional athlete I too could enjoy the Bronny James treatment despite being absolutely terrible at the sport in which I played.

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@ProfBrianCox @themonkeycage Brian, any possible upcoming speaking dates here in the US? When you were here on your unfortunately was out of town and couldn’t make it.

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@nypost The nerve of him wandering off to talk to someone you cropped out of the photo. Fuck off.

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@WUTangKids @ScooterCasterNY The respect the flag folks are awfully confused.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Oh fuck you @RashidaTlaib

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@joncoopertweets The pants shitter.

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@acnewsitics Not to mention Trump's attorney's actually have argued in court that the president can do whatever he wants regardless of the law. The GOP doesn't let simple things like logic get in the way.

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@BaseballQuotes1 MLB Umps are the absolute worst.

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@OnPatrolLive https://t.co/8SFdrACqT4

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Hey @Chiefs tell Harrison Butker to go fuck himself. Fuck you for having an anti-women piece of shit on your team. Not surprising from your shit state of Missouri.

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What on earth are the #Bills doing? #NFLDraft

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@CJ1two He’s had a stutter for his entire life. Also, this is highly irresponsible unless you think the alternative is a better choice.

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@AriWasserman

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Don’t the #Bills need a wide receiver? Why did they trade with the Chiefs there?

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@BillSimmons

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@AdamSchefter

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@ChimChek Penix is my favorite QB in this class.