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[Liverpool FC @LFC]

#OnThisDay in 2005...

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Leicester City have won the Premier League. The biggest sporting shock of my lifetime, and it's only my team.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

I can't breathe.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Oh, and for those of you wondering why @GaryLineker isn't in his pants, he said the first #MOTD of next season! https://t.co/VNrs0Hwqi7

[CIA @CIA]

We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.

[AbsoluteSportWankers @AbsoluteWankers]

Is #LuisSuarez the best player in the world at this very moment? VOTE & RT!✔
#FCB #fcblive

[AbsoluteSportWankers @AbsoluteWankers]

Which Celebrations will feature in tomorrow's #CapitalOneCupFinal
RT for #LFC
Like for #MCI

[Galadriel Simp™ #RESILIENCIA @cap10sMjolnir]

😂😂😂😂
Expectations vs Reality...

[AbsoluteSportWankers @AbsoluteWankers]

Which Toure will reign victorious in tomorrow's #CapitalOneCupFinal
RT for #kolo
Like for #yaya

[AbsoluteSportWankers @AbsoluteWankers]

Admit it, This man made you fall in love with football

@10Ronaldinho

[AbsoluteSportWankers @AbsoluteWankers]

What #LiverpoolFC could have been😱!!!
#suarez #torres #gerrard #coutinho #sturridge #alonso #reina #agger #carragher

[AbsoluteSportWankers @AbsoluteWankers]

Scores his first goal of the season!!!

Against championship relegation side
MK Dons...

[AbsoluteSportWankers @AbsoluteWankers]

"I'm Michael Owen"😂

[AbsoluteSportWankers @AbsoluteWankers]

No words😐...

[AbsoluteSportWankers @AbsoluteWankers]

Wayne Rooney at the start of the season...

[AbsoluteSportWankers @AbsoluteWankers]

@willianborges88 Leaving Two Turkish Defenders For Dead🔥

[AbsoluteSportWankers @AbsoluteWankers]

Throw back to when Szczęsny issued his own fans with the 'wanker gesture'😂

[Brian Eno May Jones @enomayjones]

@AbsoluteWankers wankers !! Yeah

[AbsoluteSportWankers @AbsoluteWankers]

@smtm_LFC thanks mate, much appreciated!!