Ashole

Real down to Mars girl

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

And I say
HAYYYAY YAYAYAY
HAYYAYAYAY
I say HEY
WUSSGOINON

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

That campfire beer really was 🏕🔥😎

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

I will call every IT group on our vendor list and find the right person to figure it out

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

I said
What is the bottom line? There’s no internet in your building?
And she’s like dancing around the question “we don’t know if it’s the booster or the network-“
Like LADY that’s not our job to figure out what is the actual problem?😤

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

RU-HOOD
Just sat down for lunch
And new girl coming at me with all these problems to solve
Lady let me eat my freaking pizza
I just drank a beer and you’re trying to have me solve IT issues?

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

Just here til I’m not 🤷🏻‍♀️
✌🏼

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

Sweating 🥵
+ chills 🥶
& stomach knots 🤢
🤕

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

🤢🥺🥴😢🙃

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

If you ain’t progressin’
...
You ugly

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

Obsessed with progress
🙌🏼

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

Asking Alexandria
But in concert
Please
🙏🏼

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

Fight 👊🏼
And
Flight✌🏼

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

Everyone is in their own little world

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

I’m
Trying

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

Apparently I’m an urban legend
😜

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

I’m just saying
I don’t trust microwaves

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

I hate when people use too many words when they speak/email me.
Be concise.
Fuckers

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

Pppl
Rlly
Testing
Me
Today
😤

[Ashole @Absolute_Ashley]

The nurses in the hall are talking about childbirth
🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
#pukeinmymask 😷

[🧢 @defffkapp]

we need a day between sunday & monday