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I tweet on behalf of Me, Myself and I. Just because someone, somewhere is offended, doesn’t mean it’s not funny. #AbsoluteJoke #JustForFun #TeamFollowBack

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In case you missed it... Here is our Coronavirus parody song. https://t.co/MFxExf2tyr It's moving, emotional and an important #StayHome message, just as important as #ClimateChange and the #ClimateEmergency

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@MollyJongFast Did someone photoshop in an image of face-mask wearing Joe Biden on the right hand side (blue shirt and blue face mask)???

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@SwampDrainNow Dear oh dear.

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@J_S_Spragg Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

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@sjredmond He definitely passes as a racist and a womaniser though. 😳

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@SwampDrainNow This has to have been photoshopped surely? I mean he’s not that stupid is he?

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@JRehling @mitchsweiss Should probably have read through the comments before I Tweeted mine 😂

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@mitchsweiss It was the worst of times; it was the worst of times.

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@realDonaldTrump Damn! Hey, 2015 Trump. If you keep this kind of talk up, you might have a shot at the presidency or something in 2016. Good effort man. Just don’t screw it up by leaving this Tweet here when you go back on your word ok.

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@Imagineyourdad Maybe it’s just me but I though the white pudding was actually called hogs pudding. Mainly because it’s more grey than white anyway.

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@piersmorgan I believe they want a scapegoat for when the infections and deaths hit a 2nd wave... What easier scapegoat than that of working class public who are desperate for a beer?

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@SkyNews Saving this comment for the next few weeks: Anyone else get the feeling that #BoJo is only letting pubs open so that WHEN (not if) the 2nd wave happens, he can blame it on the working class that "blew it" and started spreading the virus again... Instead of his own ineptitudes!

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As if @realDonaldTrump tried to claim some 'success' for 4.8m jobs created in June. He knows that the overwhelming majority of those were rehires from people who were ruthlessly culled for the pandemic, doesn't he? #absolutejoke #ThisGuyIsInCharge #Scammer #spin @piersmorgan

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Would just like to point out that @BorisJohnson and his @CONservatives whilst admirable for their offer to #BNOs from #HongKong are actually playing into hands of the Chinese gov who are looking for an easy way to get more mainlanders into HK to take over property and businesses.

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@Arsenalphatnats @daraobriain Yes! Finally someone on Twitter that gets it! My outrage has been solo since January until now. Thank you. ☺️

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@twofreters @SkyNews How about “We refuse to confirm or deny that any of them are actually our children. It’s a personal matter, not up for discussion in this forum.” 😂

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@LikeGoinThisWay Dear oh dear. Next they’ll be banning the National Anthem because not everyone believes in God, and some don’t even like the Queen.

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@piersmorgan Can’t help but think he was having a pop at you here Piers: “Desperately important causes have been politicised to the point of meaninglessness, opportunities for action hijacked swiftly by the cynical actors.” #YouKnowIt

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@piersmorgan @MattHancock I think what @MarcusRashford did was terrific! But isn’t it alarming that @BorisJohnson ONLY made this decision after listening to him yesterday, and not when the actual opposition @Keir_Starmer raised this very issue in PMQs last week! Dreadful leadership from BoJo