Cory Barnett Ⓥ

Screenwriter and troublemaker-in-chief. Dog lover.

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We're going to have to accept that we've been invaded by aliens, but didn't notice because they live in salt water.

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Their arms are like tongues, and their brains are like nothing else on Earth. All that's worth knowing about octopuses: https://t.co/xItVOvAjwA

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@AbbyJohnson Ridiculous. So, pretend I got married and want say 1 child, does that mean I never have sex again? Once I'm pregnant and fulfilled the "purpose" of sex. That means my husband should never have sex again, either. Just the once and we're done? Sex is a more than procreation.

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@RonFilipkowski What a petty little tyrant. Asshole.

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@305CountryGirl 4

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@ilovenostalgia

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@EzuieQuotes Dog love

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@MarjorieBrimer I'm ok with it. But any compliment, even from people I know makes me uncomfortable.

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Octopus Intelligence Is Unlike Anything We Know

https://t.co/nKdn3xuZLk

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Remembering the time I called my ex to ask him to take the moldy/liquifying lettuce out of my fridge's vegetable drawer.
He did it, but there was mocking involved.

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@JaeMargal So? Why do I care how they pay? Are they interesting and interested? That's so much more important.

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@LivvieHarts 18 for me, but it's the animal products that got me. Plus, raw cucumbers make me gassy. Too much?

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@AMAZlNGNATURE gorilla

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@HaleyAldrich7 I always meet for lunch first. If that's a problem, he's a problem.

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@brclothwrites It depends. Are they nice to my kid? That's all I'm worried about.

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@mhdksafa What an absolute load of bullshit. How dare she break that little girl's heart.

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@CDFoxAuthor I very rarely do. I think I've only ever given 2 one stars reviews because they were unbearably badly written, poorly plotted, and almost unreadable.

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@mhdksafa Yes

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@joncoopertweets Nope. Not a penny.

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For those of you stuck on 4th grade science: xx/xy gendering is outdated.
https://t.co/n7vIsUGZam

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I'm bummed out by "Netflix and chill." I mean, I'd actually like to watch Netflix and chill. There's some good stuff out there.

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If I sent you a text, I don't want you to call me back. That's why I sent the text.