Sweelie Chula 🧚🏾‍♀️🧝🏾‍♀️

Not the eye candy but the soul food ~✨ 74 Chants D'espérance Creole

[Sweelie Chula 🧚🏾‍♀️🧝🏾‍♀️ @Absolutely_Ket]

My life is a series of skits

[Shay 🌈🌸✨ @ShayWoulahan]

If I told you that you had to be somewhere at 7am to collect a cheque for a £1 million and if you were even 1 minute late you wouldn’t get it, you’d be there, in fact you’d probably get there early. You just don’t respect other people’s time enough which is a character flaw.

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

They are so afraid of you realizing there are politicians who can and actually want to make your life better and not just collect checks from lobbyists and corporations.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Well, dating men is a great way to avoid this problem, try that

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

y’all have no respect for the ppl who make your life easier. the person making your morning coffee deserves a livable wage. the person stocking the groceries you buy deserves a livable wage. the person cleaning the restrooms in the office you work at deserves a livable wage.

[ɠɧıʂɧ @rirokpik]

Dear white women. The Handmaids Tale did not "predict the future," it is without exaggeration based on the real treatment of Black and Indigenous people thru history. It HAS happened, its BEEN happening, its just for the first time it is happening to YOU. Get it together.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Nobody wants to admit it, but Google was enough.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[Patrick Bateman Era 🦈 @sizesixshawty]

Baby trap a multimillionaire for lifetime income and securing your descendents THEN marrying a boy toy for true love - I respect the hustle

[Lavita Alize Jenkins @DJMissMilan]

And they both beat niggas. Love them.

[Wayne Waldrop @WayneWaldropW]

The Declaration of Independence quite literally tells us to overthrow a government exactly like the one we have right now.

[oluwatise @maintishe]

I told yall it was a literacy issue and everyone wanted to rip my head off. Back in the day, rappers had vast and diverse vocabulary. They used figurative language, and literary devices. And this is not about AAVE, because that’s a dialect. the new cats are vastly illiterate.

[Bhudda_Marv 🇿🇦 @AfricanMarvin]

The company I work for just promoted our cleaning lady to receptionist. 😭❤️😭❤️

[Deisine @TDeisine]

Anytime a man is imagining himself as a woman, it’s always in a soft girl, a baddie, a working class madam. It’s never a submissive wife, a full time house wife or a mother of 7.

We all know what we are doing

[Sweelie Chula 🧚🏾‍♀️🧝🏾‍♀️ @Absolutely_Ket]

These pillows be so clutch

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Rappers used to be fine enough to hang posters of them on your wall.

Now they look like the monsters under the bed.

[Alaa | Gaza Guy 🇵🇸 @Alaa_Gaza2026]

Guess who made it through three years of genocide and tomorrow sits his final exam in 1st year med school in Gaza.

[Sweelie Chula 🧚🏾‍♀️🧝🏾‍♀️ @Absolutely_Ket]

Legs haven’t hurt this bad in forever 😢

[BriTheUnicorn @_BriTheUnicorn]

Y’all complaining about timbs and Jorts but don’t take your shorty anywhere that requires a dress and heels. We matching y’all fly 😭

[flex @lowkflex]

Do not go straight home. Stop by the store and buy something. That recept is your alibi.

[I have so many questions? @english_shamar]

TV’s aura started to fade once these gems disappeared from commercial breaks