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he/him || book nerd and theater guy || living for the stories in my head || purveyor of bardic inspiration || posting stupid jokes, mostly || adult

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officially completing my transition by going to jupiter to get more stupider, I'll let you all know if it works

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@sunlightgloom The only actual reason I could think of to NEED your phone would be for a medical reason, like needing to monitor your blood sugar if you have diabetes? but iirc the artist did say that medical exemptions would be made so that doesn't even work

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@HammyBG3 Yes yes yes yes 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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@kitsuoba I think maybe some people are too shy to compliment in public and anonymous messages are easier? plus is always kinda fun to open a message, it's like a little present!

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@therapatical "trans men are confused by social media, they didn't exist a hundred years ago" WRONG! WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE MOTHERFUCKERS

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@amori_ffff HOLY SHIT THIS IS INSANE

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@1sinciair1 OMG WILL YOU SHOW US?

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@kurom3owz congrats on 10k!!! :D

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@hellelilancunin Ooh, thanks! I'll check it out!

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i don't cry much, but there are two things in my life that have consistently been able to bring me to tears: my family, and the theater.

anyways I saw Les Miserables in west end. holy fuck

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@hellelilancunin Unfortunately I only know a few words of French, I'd be completely lost if I tried to watch a film in it :(

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@frankensal YES IT WAS SO GOODDDD

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@kitsuoba which one is which? I could see both of them thinking evil thoughts— Astarion because he's Astarion, and Yebel because of Bhaal and the urge. do they switch off?

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@kurom3owz holy shit brother you're fine as hell!!!

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@frankensal hopefully the game itself will look better! 🤞🤞🤞

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@vetochkarowan HEHEHE GET HIS ASS MAC

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@frankensal BET

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@frankensal OMG OMG OMG IT'S SO PRETTY!!! you have to tell me if it smells good once it arrives!!

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@frankensal LMAO HE LOOKS SO FUCKED UP WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HIM

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@frankensal there's one that's been in my head rent-free for the past while, but it's got nsfw themes in it and idk if you'd be interested in reading it. it's pretty visceral

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@frankensal oh yeah he's awesome!