Zachalicous

Dashing through the grass, gunna eat yo ass 👅 🍑

[Zachalicous @Abstract_Weiner]

If wishes were fishes we'd all cast nets.

[Zachalicous @Abstract_Weiner]

How big would you dream, if you knew you couldn't fail?

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There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself

[Zachalicous @Abstract_Weiner]

Three things that cannot be hidden long: the sun, the moon, and the truth.

[Zachalicous @Abstract_Weiner]

@SJM006 Oof

[Zachalicous @Abstract_Weiner]

I have a spare ahuacatl, who wants it?

[Zachalicous @Abstract_Weiner]

You can't spell "advertisements" without semen between the tits

[Zachalicous @Abstract_Weiner]

@SJM006 Have I peaked your interest? It's a first come first serve basis and I owe it to my other clients if that's not the case.

[Zachalicous @Abstract_Weiner]

Thick thighs save lives, but thigh highs are my demise.

[Zachalicous @Abstract_Weiner]

If an alien and a sex offender fought each other is that Alien vs Predator?

[Zachalicous @Abstract_Weiner]

It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean.

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You might have cleavage but we have tubage

[Zachalicous @Abstract_Weiner]

@kev_win @The_Gyio Das gey

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Being body positive is a great movement, that shows inequalities that make up a person, which is the uniqueness that makes us human.

[Zachalicous @Abstract_Weiner]

Before you fall in love with someone and confuse them for your soulmate and get your heart broken; make sure to masturbate first just to make certain that you are not in fact just horny.

[Zachalicous @Abstract_Weiner]

Music in the soul can be heard around the universe

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LGBT: Let's Get This Bread

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The probability of success is difficult to estimate; but if we never search the chance of success is zero

[Maxx Chewning @MaxxChewning]

Sums up my night