AbsurdNarrative

Im a woman. 🙃

[blue @bluewmist]

You need to be slowmaxxing. You need to be reading long, fat books. You need to be making 48-hour chocolate chip cookies. You need to spend hours watching wildlife, you need to spend 15+ min making your coffee. You need to breathe in and breathe out. You need to be slowwwwwwwwww.

[FAN TRUMP ARMY @TRUMP_ARMY_]

REPORTER: "You’re targeting people!"

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: "I was the target of corrupt politicians for four years and then four years after that. So don't talk to me about targeting."

[Glenn Reib @GlennReib]

Dear Sane America,
We are fucking done. We’re sick and damn tired of being force-fed this suicidal lie that every backwards, violent, or incompatible culture on the planet must be imported, celebrated, and protected....while our own is shit on, dismantled, and erased in real time. Our cities are turned into third-world shitholes by millions of unvetted invaders who bring their tribal hatreds, gang violence, welfare dependency, and medieval attitudes with them. Our schools brainwash our kids to despise their own heritage while waving rainbow flags for every exotic import. Our borders were wide open sewers. Our founding stock is told to shut up and die off quietly so the globalist parasites and their imported voting blocs can finish looting what’s left. They mock our flag, burn our history, tear down our monuments, and call our grandparents “oppressors.”
Meanwhile, we’re expected to genuflect to cultures that still practice female genital mutilation, honor killings, arranged cousin marriages, and religious supremacy that treats women and outsiders like cattle. But heaven forbid we prefer the culture that actually built hospitals, invented the modern world, and gave more freedom and opportunity to more people than any other in history. Call us racists. Call us bigots. We don’t give a shit anymore.
The experiment in “diversity is our strength” has been a catastrophic failure, written in blood, crime stats, collapsing social trust, and trillions wasted. Every honest study, every honest neighborhood that’s been transformed, every honest person who’s watched their town turn unrecognizable proves it. Multiculturalism isn’t enrichment, it’s replacement. And the people pushing it hardest live in gated communities far from the consequences. This is our country. Europeans, founders’ descendants, and assimilated Americans built it. We don’t owe the rest of the planet a damn thing except what we voluntarily choose to give. We will not apologize for wanting our children to inherit the civilization their ancestors created instead of some diluted, chaotic, low-trust slum. America First. America Always.
No more apologies. No more guilt. No more tolerance for intolerance aimed at us. If you hate this country and its native culture so much, there are 195 other nations. Get the fuck out. We’re staying, we’re waking up, and we’re taking it back...raw, unapologetic, and by any political means necessary. The sane are no longer asking nicely. A furious, wide-awake American who’s had enough of the bullshit.

[Hosna ⚖️ בניטה @DOGEQEEN]

🚨 BREAKING: In a jaw-dropping announcement, President Trump disclosed that George Soros and Reid Hoffman are funding Antifa and the left-wing violence against ICE. Trump vows to launch a RICO investigation into George Soros.

Trump stated, "They're going to have some problems."

[THE Q STORM @e3z9b_qI1ytkw]

I used to believe that Donald Trump was simply an exceptional president.

But then, I watched in real time as the Mainstream Media (mainstream media), the FBI, intelligence agencies, the CIA, Big Tech, and the entire Washington establishment joined forces in an unprecedented campaign to destroy a single man.

The numerous lawsuits, the two impeachments, the endless hoaxes including the Russia one, the Mar-a-Lago raid, the gag orders, the efforts to remove him from the ballot, the attempts to bankrupt him and throw him in prison... all of that was aimed at preventing him from returning to power. Two attempts on his life followed.

With 92% of media coverage being negative toward him while 78% of that for Kamala was positive, he managed to secure a convincing victory in the last election. How do you explain that?

That's when it became undeniable for me: no one faces this level of coordinated and hysterical opposition unless they represent a true existential threat to the system... The system we all know is corrupt and broken. Ordinary politicians don't trigger this kind of coordinated panic.

At that moment, I stopped thinking of him as a great president.

He is the greatest of all time.

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

He knows what’s coming… listen closely. 👀

TRUMP:
We had a rigged election, we can’t have rigged elections

DEVINE:
So someone has to be punished for that… how do you do that?

TRUMP:
I don’t want to get into it…

DEVINE:
Are you confident that something will happen?

TRUMP:
I don’t want to talk about it.. let’s see what happens. WE KNOW WHO RIGGED the elections. WE KNOW everything now.

Then he dropped a MOAB..

“You know when you get to office all of a sudden people start giving you things.”

I’m telling you right now, they are building a massive Rico conspiracy case dating back to the 2016 election. Trump knows, but it is very noticeable that he is distancing himself from what is coming. That is why Venezuela is in play, that is why we captured Maduro, that is why DNI is focused on Fulton County Georgia and Maricopa County Arizona. The building blocks are being put together for an airtight massive boomerang.

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[End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸 @end3of6days9]

A boy once asked his father the value of his life.

Instead of giving him an answer, his father handed him a red stone and sent him to three different people to find out. The baker offered just $2. The antique dealer offered $200. And when the boy took it to the jeweler, the man immediately recognized its true value and offered $200,000.

The father then asked, “Now do you know how much your life is worth?”

This short parable shows that our worth is often determined by who is looking — and that we are ultimately defined by what we accept. In other words, we decide our value by choosing who we allow into our lives and what we accept from them.

Have you ever read something in a book that completely changed the way you saw yourself or your life?

[End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸 @end3of6days9]

This woman set up her bathroom with systems that actually work with her ADHD brain — and honestly, a lot of these ideas are just smart, period.

She keeps a phone mount in the shower so she can watch a show while she’s in there (because she hates showering otherwise). She also keeps her water flosser, face wash, and even cleaning supplies in the shower so she can knock out a few tasks while she’s already in there.

She also uses a 3-section laundry hamper (dirty colors, dirty whites, and clean clothes she doesn’t feel like putting away yet) so nothing ends up on the floor.

ADHD or not, these are some really practical ideas.

Have you ever set up a system in your home specifically because it works better for how your brain works?

[AbsurdNarrative @AbsurdNarrative]

@bennyjohnson I hope you're right. They HAVE TO. The rapes of their wives and daughters didn't do it. Ans if that video doesn't do it, nothing will.

[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

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[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

STEPHEN MILLER: "You have no idea how determined we will be to save this civilization."

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

We all knew it, but I didn’t expect them to be retained by President Trump

[Paul White Gold Eagle @PaulGoldEagle]

Senator John Fetterman says he was the only Democrat on the Senate's Fraud Exploratory Committee to vote in favor of opening an investigation into Malia Obama's suspicious USAID grants when she was still living at the White House in 2007.

"She was just a kid," said Fetterman, "So shouldn't we be looking at how a high school girl snatched $2.3 million for writing pen pal letters to a few dozen kids in Africa?"

Fetterman says the party's refusal to investigate its own people is the main reason he believes there will be a red wave in November.

"Nobody sees it coming, but mark my words."

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW! Spencer Pratt just ADVANCED to a runoff mayoral election in LA after Karen Bass gets barely a THIRD of the vote

Pratt is currently over 30%, 2nd place! 🔥👏🏻

“Obviously, God wanted 5 more months of me exposing all the failures of our mayor.”

1v1 matchup, time for LA to choose between failure and common sense!

MASSIVELY weak performance from Bass.

[AbsurdNarrative @AbsurdNarrative]

@estellemartin_1 @Uvalajnr No, people have always lived into old age. You have a very common misunderstanding about life expectancy.

[AbsurdNarrative @AbsurdNarrative]

@tismtanker @ShamashAran We need to rethink terms like "racist" if these are the only people standing up for their own. For me. For you. It's not racist to defend ourselves. It never was. That was always a lie meant to get us here & to the place we're headed if we don't stop fearing bad words.

[AbsurdNarrative @AbsurdNarrative]

@KerryCraig4prez @ShamashAran But it's our job to stand up for ourselves and stop caring about language like that in this post. They'll call us names. We either want to save ourselves and our families or we don't.

[AbsurdNarrative @AbsurdNarrative]

@tocquesul @ShamashAran Exactly. For once, she said something not very bright.

[AbsurdNarrative @AbsurdNarrative]

@ShamashAran Well, all the non-neonazi white people were bullied into silence for fear of being called a racist, so. If we stick up for ourselves, well-being be called neonazis too. I think some terms will probably have to be redefined.

[PeachProof @PeachProof23]

Before the internet became entirely too sensitive, Kmart was out here dropping some of the most unhinged, legendary commercials in television history.

​"Ship my pants," "Nickers please," and the iconic Joe Boxer jingle bells... man, the early 2010s were a wild time for marketing. You genuinely couldn’t get away with this kind of genius, unfiltered humor on TV anymore.

​It’s crazy how we forgot just how hard these hit until seeing them again. Kmart really went out with an absolute bang.