Absurd Philly Sports

absurdist comedy meets philly sports

[Absurd Philly Sports @AbsurdPhilly]

@NHLFlyers flyered up! (fixed it for you)

[Absurd Philly Sports @AbsurdPhilly]

Oh yeah just run on 2nd and 13, sure #FlyEaglesFly

[Absurd Philly Sports @AbsurdPhilly]

@JackFritzWIP

[Marcus Mathers | マーカス・マザーズ @MarcusMathers1]

Horror movie review…

The Phillies at home in the playoffs.
Very scary. Very depressing.
One of the scariest films I’ll watch every year and I’ll suffer watching it every time.

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

There is no more enjoyable tradition in sports than when one of those perfect, flawless, championship-bound, Philadelphia teams of destiny runs into trouble...hearing their fans turn on them and boo lustily #Phillies

[Absurd Philly Sports @AbsurdPhilly]

@NHLFlyers All those one-timers with Tocc paying off!

[Absurd Philly Sports @AbsurdPhilly]

#FlyEaglesFly #Eagles #Cowboys #WhoSpitFirst

[Absurd Philly Sports @AbsurdPhilly]

I asked #chatgpt to guess who would win the #SuperBowlLIX #SuperBowl and they said the Chiefs and I am gutted #FlyEaglesFly #Eagles #EaglesEverywhere

[Absurd Philly Sports @AbsurdPhilly]

So, Jake just needed to kick in the snow to be accurate, got it #FlyEaglesFly #Eagles

[John Foley @2008Philz]

Hi my name is John and I’m addicted to portal content

[Absurd Philly Sports @AbsurdPhilly]

Turner going golfing #Phillies #RingTheBell

[Absurd Philly Sports @AbsurdPhilly]

Leave Ranger in til his arm falls off! #Phillies #RingTheBell

[Paul Hembekides (Hembo) @PaulHembo]

Phillies relievers have allowed more runs this postseason (13 in 3 games) than they did all of last postseason (12 in 13 games).

[Absurd Philly Sports @AbsurdPhilly]

Help us, Nick Castellanos, you’re our only hope #Phillies #RingTheBell

[Absurd Philly Sports @AbsurdPhilly]

WHY R WE BEATING EVERYTHING INTO THE GROUND?!!’vjdjrjrjjfjsjdjdnffjjrjsjahrjkfk #Phillies #RingTheBell

[Absurd Philly Sports @AbsurdPhilly]

Watching this team is like having the wool pulled from my eyes. They’ve sucked for a while now #Phillies #RingTheBell

[Absurd Philly Sports @AbsurdPhilly]

Readying myself to pivot to #Flyers hockey if the #Phillies lose another shot at the crown

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

SAID? SAID.

(ig/imdboreanaz)

[Absurd Philly Sports @AbsurdPhilly]

#Phillies dancing on their own #RingTheBell #Postseason

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

Phillies in 5

[Absurd Philly Sports @AbsurdPhilly]

@stoolpresidente Watching and waiting til the end

[Absurd Philly Sports @AbsurdPhilly]

Not me convinced this was, finally, the #Phillies year #RingTheBell