Purdie

[Purdie @AbsurdPurd]

365 days until I get to marry my best friend 🥳

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The helmet above Aaron Donald’s fireplace after the Rams traded for Myles Garrett

[Maryland Sports Report @MSRterps]

The 7/11 where the Ouija Board was invented in Baltimore

[B @bmore_sports8]

Fun Fact:

There have been 60 Super Bowls.

The Bengals have been a team for 58 of them. The Bengals have 0 SB wins.

The Ravens have been a team for 31 of them. The Ravens have 2 SB wins.

Baltimore had another football team for only 17 of them. That team won 1 SB.

[Purdie @AbsurdPurd]

They also dropped the ball on just being able to watch it in black and white on an Amazon device. The show is on Amazon Prime btw so good job fumbling this one lol

[AdnaanJnr @AdnaanJnr]

The Spider-Noir producers really fumbled by dropping all 8 episodes at once. A weekly release would’ve had the internet in a chokehold for two straight months with theories, edits, and nonstop hype every week.
#SpiderNoir

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Glad to see "when they go low we go high" is over

[Purdie @AbsurdPurd]

Man a lot of people watched this show but I am finding that most people don’t comprehend it.

[91⛥ @ihatemeen_]

If father and son have the same powers in The Boys universe, why do Homelander and Soldier Boys have different powers?

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

Ted Cruz back when gas was $3.68 a gallon

[Purdie @AbsurdPurd]

I love how the Subway app shows you all these deals and offers and then they never work at the one I’m ordering from. So dumb

[Purdie @AbsurdPurd]

Hey buddy. Fuck you.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[Purdie @AbsurdPurd]

Thank you for this at least I guess @Orioles

[casey at the bat🏀 @thebenchesclear]

tickets to see a bad baseball team play are like the only reasonably priced thing left in all of america

[The Baltimore Sun @baltimoresun]

A Towson University student reacts to an Israel Defense Forces soldier on campus.

🎥: Courtesy of Adi Karni

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Mind you Charlie Kirk thought college was a scam and women shouldn’t get an education

[hk 🛸 @wyahk]

the health benefit is that you don’t smell like shit, hope this helps

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

The Epstein file is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Minimum Hourly Pay to Afford Home:

1920: $0.40 per hour
1930: $0.45 per hour
1940: $0.62 per hour
1950: $1.10 per hour
1960: $2.15 per hour
1970: $3.60 per hour
1980: $6.75 per hour
1990: $11.25 per hour
2000: $16.05 per hour
2010: $22.45 per hour
2020: $32.70 per hour
2025: $57.32 per hour
2026: $59.00 per hour

Inflation has destroyed the value of the dollar.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

If businesses ONLY pay taxes on their profit and not their revenue, then I should ONLY actually have to pay taxes after l cover my bills and rent too.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Someone said “Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it’s not your turn to change it, but with a whole society” and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

[dinner plate-sized areola fan acct 🏁 @mattyaintshit]

He said “no side order of racism” and jimmys immediately jumped in the comments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

I calculated how many hours I'd have to work at my job to buy a house in my hometown.

In 1985: 4 years of full-time wages.

Today: 27 years.

I didn't get lazy the math got criminal