Colonel Jack O’Neill

Veteran; Special Operations Pilot; Fan of The Simpsons, fishing, Mary Steenburgen, the color peridot, and ping pong; Last name spelled with two Ls (Parody)

[Colonel Jack O’Neill @AbydosOne]

Sometimes this feels like the darkest timeline on that weird mirror thingy

[Colonel Jack O’Neill @AbydosOne]

Teal’c is very confused by SpongeBob. Especially the fire.

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I just had one of the days that never ends…literally

[Colonel Jack O’Neill @AbydosOne]

Where have I been?

[Colonel Jack O’Neill @AbydosOne]

I have been shot, stabbed, blasted, impaled by an alien device, frozen, tortured, cloned, had my mind erased, had my body swapped, and been artificially aged. I did it all without complaint.

But banning cake from the base is something I will not stand! I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!

[Colonel Jack O’Neill @AbydosOne]

General, why do I have take a refresher class about the dangers of fraternization?

Oh…that!

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When does Carter come back from that nerdy science conference? It’s been like four days.

Wait…Daniel also went? Didn’t notice.

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Today is one of the reasons we are the best address on the cartouche

[New York Post @nypost]

McDonald’s is giving out free fries today for National French Fry Day https://t.co/6f0sZ1UHdq

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We only have one huge wrench? What if we need to turn two huge bolts at the same time?

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@kvia2002 I assume this is Pete Shanahan’s account

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Sorry I have been gone. Mission for the Tok’ra. Enough said

[Colonel Jack O’Neill @AbydosOne]

Carter is watching MacGyver again? What does she see in that show?

[Dᐰniel Distraction 😎🤓☕ @SusanGardiner19]

Stop🤚 If you are reading this, you have reached a checkpoint. You must now drop a GIF of your favourite show to proceed. Mine... #StargateSG1
#WeWantStargate Please @AmazonStudios @mgmstudios

[Colonel Jack O’Neill @AbydosOne]

Sometimes this deep underground, I lose track of the days. At least there is jello.

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Happy Fathers’ day.

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This machine knows WAY too much!

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General, why are you moving my office to P3X-3592?

That planet has 30 hour days? So?

Yes I did say there were not enough hours in the day to read the office memos.

Got it sir. I will start reading.

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So these guys could be huge Allie’s in the fight against the Goa’uld.

Teal’c if you are about to tell me that you had already heard about them in “Jaffa legend” and never mentioned it until now, I am going to lose it.

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I gotta admit, the fact that radio and video can travel both ways through an open wormhole is pretty convenient!

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Is it just me or do all the NPR reporters appear to be Tollan?