Every now and then I remember that Loki's passive is "be stationary on a wall in the fun mobility space ninja game" and not something like, giving him bonuses for 'tricking' enemies into shooting Decoy / each other and I get just that *lliittllee* bit closer to my 13th reason.
Was at the gym yesterday doing heavy squats with my noise-canceling headphones on. I thought I was listening to my usual workout playlist, but Spotify glitched out and switched over to a two-hour documentary podcast about the mating rituals of deep-sea anglerfish.
the problem is, my bluetooth hadn’t actually paired to my headphones. It was connected to the gym's public bluetooth speaker near the front desk that staff usually forgets to turn off.
so while I was grunting through a 225-pound set, making aggressive eye contact in the mirror with three personal trainers, the entire gym was echoing with a dry British narrator calmly explaining: "the male then bites into the female's flesh, slowly dissolving his own face until he becomes nothing more than a permanent parasitic testicle."
Nobody stopped it. Everyone just silently kept lifting weights while absorbing marine biology. a guy on the treadmill next to me didn’t even look over, just whispered "nature is wild bro" between heavy breaths.
I greatly apologize for my absence but its been for good reason...
EVOLVE is now available for FREE TO DOWNLOAD and has WORKING MULTIPLAYER
LINK TO THE DISCORD AND LAUNCHER WILL BE IN THE REPLY
THANK YOU ALL FOR THE SUPPORT AND HAPPY HUNTING EVERYONE!!!
We’ve broken ground on something new.
Revealed today during our #AnimeExpo 2026 panel, here’s your first look at Qorvex Deluxe. Look for him in our Unannounced Fall Update for #Warframe later this year!
Woman goes to the doctor. Says she’s depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. Great game - Warframe - its free. That should pick you up.' Woman bursts into tears. Says: 'But doctor!”
everyone was telling me to keep some tissues nearby and i thought i would be able to hold on BUT THEY WERE RIGHT. THEY WERE RIGHTT MAN FUCK THIS GAME💔💔💔 ACTUALLY CRIED REAL TEARS ON THE CUTSCENE DONT EVEN JOKE LAD