AcBima

Poetic_Mind , SRHR Advocate, Youth Ambassador 🇿🇼

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Hakuna Bhiza rinopfeka size 3🥹

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Pane umwe akatoperera pa..

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Man U Fans: Akarohwa , Aseinow?

PsG : Achiri akazvimba uyu🥹.

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Mwari vatibatsire tisarwadziwe nevarikubudirira🙏🏾

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I thought it was evil until i heard that even Herod’s daughter asked for a Head from John the baptist🥹🙌🏾

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Ukaona achida kutryer new restaurants on dates, ziva kuti kuden kune nzara. Otherwise affording girls want to try naturewalks , hiking, fishing , hunting. 😎

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After my girlfriend introduced me to her mom:

Ambuya: Unoita nezveiko mukwasha?
Me: Haa ndinongoitawo zvekuisa
nekubvisa mazino mhai😎.
Ambuya: Inga zvanaka , tezvara vako mazino ese akadonha, unoitira kupi?
Me: Pa Zimex😎

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The Nonchalant me:

Them: Unonzani?
Me: Rume Rimwe
Them: Urikuitei?
Me: Ndirikukomba Churu.
Them: Ko ipwa wadziwanepi?
Me : Kumhunga.
Them: Watungamirirwa nani?
Me: Na Dai Ndakaziva😎

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Which of the following statements is NOT TRUE:

1. “Women don’t love Men, they only love Money”

2. “Men are Dogs”

[25 MARKS]

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Zvinhu 3 zvanyanya kurerutswa pa Harare🥹:

1. Timberland
2. $100
3. alo

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Ishe chengetai vabereki vangu🙏🏾 ndivaitirewo zvavanoda vachiri kurarama .
Ndipeiwo mazimari ne partner inovada.
Ndipeiwo moyo unoziva kuvachengeta nekuvaspoiler ndisati ndaspoiler pfambi ne masahwira asina basa neni.

(say amen if you love your parents)

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Dai Mwari vakupa mazimari shamwari yangu🙏🏾.

(send this to your friend)

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Me introducing my friend to my parents 😎

Me : Mom, Dad, meet my bestfriend😎

My parents: Tafara nekukuziva mwanangu, feel at home .
Unoita nezveiko mu life..

My bestie : “Ini nasahwira wangu titori zvidhakwa, doro tinoridhudhudza kusvika tadhakwa”
😂

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Me introducing my girlfriend to my mom:

Me: Hello Moms
My mom: Hello zijaya rangu waswera sei?
Me : Ndaswera bho mai vangu. Please bikai sadza nema vege chete ndirikuuya ne Top Soup.😎

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Chingogeza unyengwe shaa👍🏾

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Ini kangu kakangondibvunza kuti “Daddy maiitei ndokavhara nembama”🥹

Nyika yakaoma iyi, kambani yacho ndoitenga nezino here🥹

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It’s sad that most of us shall not be part of the future we are working for today 🥹

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Problem, uri kuda kupedza nhamo ye 25 years ne dhiri one🥹.

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Chembere dzese dzisina chinhu dzauri kuona dzaingodya salary yese sezvauri kuita.
Hameno zvako bro🥹.

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Pafeya chaipo Landlord wangu haandirove🥹