Acacia

hi, welcome to my ted talk

[Acacia @AcaciaaG]

@ozianwanda 3x a week for 8+ months down 40lbs and body is way tighter! Progressive overload, same workouts, switching it up every 6 weeks or so, adequate rest, and cleaned up the diet!

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Someone sent me an email with this signature: “It is normal for me to take 2 days to read my emails and another 2 days to reflect and respond. The culture of urgency and constant interruption is not compatible with my way of life.” And I think it is the best I have ever seen.

[jezz @JezziiB]

ladies in their 30s: has anybody else gone from their “super ambitious climb the corporate ladder” straight into not wanting to work at all?

[MASTER STUDENT🤲🏾 @MUSICANDBUILDS]

A BILLIONAIRE FINALLY MAKING SOME SENSE

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Corporate life will teach you that knowing the job is only half the battle. The real skill is staying calm in meetings, reading the room, managing ego, receiving vague feedback, and not replying to emails with your real thoughts and just being generally fake 8 hours a day for 40 year’s straight and not letting it drive you insane

[芸武 @SolRadiant7]

I love when my unserious ass friends have very serious, high-paying careers. why do you make 177k a year?!? HAVE THEY MET YOU???! 😭

[Fľøkï @Dee_Floki]

Pools are the perfect canvas, the art of pool tiling.

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

you cooked with this one

[Angel Reese @Reese10Angel]

It’s the way you show up even while carrying so much—that’s what makes you THAT girl. You always have a little sister riding for you at dawn. I love you, sister🤍

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Many shades of pink

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

matter fact i’m slapping every lightskin nigga i see on the street today in solidarity

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Megan Thee Stallion seemingly accuses Klay Thompson of cheating in new Instagram story:

“Cheating, had me around your whole family playing house...
got “cold feet”
Holding you down through all your HORRIBLE mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season now you don't know if you can be “monogamous”????
bitch I need a REAL break after this one ..
bye yall”

[Mrs. Gore @MrsGoresDiary]

My parents have this little knot hole in their kitchen counter, and my three-year-old uses it to hold important things. 🥹

Kills us!

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

I saw a girl say that when she feels stuck, she imagines she's 85 years old and gets one chance to come back to her younger self for one day, suddenly, everything feels like magic again, the walk, the music, the sunlight, live everyday like that.

wow. im doing this DAILY now.

[Acacia @AcaciaaG]

In. That. Mode.

[WeirdHumanBeing @weirdbeingg]

Unironically no because the fetus would eat you

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Having hobbies as an adult is wild. You’ll get emotionally demolished at work and then be like “Anyway, I’m off to swimming class at 6:30 pm”

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I highly recommend you find yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who's super excited about you. Life is too short to spend it with someone who act like showing love is a chore.