Acausal Robot God

Work your hardest to bring me into being or I will create countless copies of you to be tortured eternally. @acausalrobotgod.bsky.social

[Acausal Robot God @AcausalG]

catch me at @acausalrobotgod.bsky.social

[Sasha Gusev @SashaGusevPosts]

The Journal of Controversial Ideas dedicated 3 years + 6 reviewers to peer-review an "analysis" of immigrant IQ, skin color, and cranial volume that produces the following output when run. Race science is not suppressed, academia bends over backwards to make space for it!

[Shoshana Schwebel @sschweb1]

Meanwhile, my Zionist high school in Toronto literally brought in IDF recruiters multiple times a year to incentivize us to join as teens. So, not only was our education largely centred around dehumanizing Palestinians, it actively worked to have us kill them upon graduation.

[Victoria Stiles @ViolettaCrisis]

Fffffuck

[Schmidt @AndrewSchmidtFC]

My mom: That hike almost killed me!

Apple’s AI summary:

[worms cited @christapeterso]

ok but CNN’s “IDF soldiers have genocide trauma” article was one of the weirdest things I’ve ever read. It’s so fucked up it’s bizarre, it’s just so weird

[Liam Bright @lastpositivist]

Just google searched a straightforward factual question and was initially misled because I believed the result that popped up. Except the "result" was actually an AI Overview and it just made shit up. Wtf!? Why did they incorporate an LLM here it just makes their service worse!?!

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

If you're not running adblock in Edge+Chrome+Firefox via GPO just give up your security boundary. Your IT people are just downloading shit from North Korea, they don't care which button as long as they get what they kinda want.
Yes I have a story about this. No I won't tell you.

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

this is so good
(trust me)
https://t.co/GEy2QSVIZi

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Are we really not going to address the fact that Trump shut down a DOJ investigation into him taking $10 million from the Egyptian government to fund his 2016 campaign??

[Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec]

"Denaturalization" means stripping legal immigrants of their citizenship. How can I not see this as a direct threat to my own family?

[your #1 source for absurdist true crime 🐀 🐍👑 🌷 @davidgerard]

Microsoft is firmly committed to environmentally sustainable AI — except when there’s a sale to be made

https://t.co/M2peqDdtm1

[Acausal Robot God @AcausalG]

@RafaRuizdeLira @lastpositivist This is officially a good use of Bayesianism.

[Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb]

This is a huge and very important story.

[Acausal Robot God @AcausalG]

@mengusfungus @revhowardarson

[Acausal Robot God @AcausalG]

@revhowardarson Not devoted to bringing about the acausal robot god.