⋅𖤓⋅ 𝘕𝘪𝘤𝘰

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𝐒𝐞𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬, 𝐯𝐞𝐦 𝐝𝐦.

[⋅𖤓⋅ 𝘕𝘪𝘤𝘰 @Accendyio]

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⋅𖤓⋅ 𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐬 — 𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐲.

🛹 ᴇsᴛᴜᴅᴀɴᴛᴇ ᴇ sᴋᴀᴛɪsᴛᴀ, 1,79ᴄᴍ

⋅𖤓⋅ 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞 𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐎

"ɴ-ɴᴀ̃ᴏ sᴏᴜ ɢᴀʏ, ᴄᴀʀᴀʟʜᴏ! ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴀɢᴇᴍ ᴇɴᴛʀᴇ ᴀᴍɪɢᴏs ᴇ́ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ!...."

[⋅𖤓⋅ 𝘕𝘪𝘤𝘰 @Accendyio]

— Aʟɢᴜᴍ ᴍᴀɴᴏ ᴘʀᴀ ᴍᴇ ᴀᴊᴜᴅᴀʀ ɴᴏ ʙᴀɴʜᴏ?

[⋅𖤓⋅ 𝘕𝘪𝘤𝘰 @Accendyio]

— Bʀᴀsɪʟ ᴍᴀʟ ɢᴀɴʜᴏᴜ ᴇ ᴏs ᴍᴀɴᴏs ᴊᴀ́ ᴠɪᴇʀᴀᴍ ᴄᴏʙʀᴀʀ ᴀǫᴜɪʟᴏ ǫᴜᴇ ᴇᴜ ᴅɪssᴇ ɴᴏ ᴍᴇᴜ ᴜ́ʟᴛɪᴍᴏ ᴘᴏsᴛ. Tʀᴀᴛᴏ ᴇ́ ᴛʀᴀᴛᴏ.

[⋅𖤓⋅ 𝘕𝘪𝘤𝘰 @Accendyio]

Se o Brasil vencer, eu dou o rabo.

[⋅𖤓⋅ 𝘕𝘪𝘤𝘰 @Accendyio]

Amo comparar o tamanho do meu pau com o dos meus amigos.

[⋅𖤓⋅ 𝘕𝘪𝘤𝘰 @Accendyio]

— Os ᴄᴀʀᴀs ғɪᴄᴀᴍ ᴄᴏᴍ ᴇssᴀ ʙʀɪɴᴄᴀᴅᴇɪʀᴀ ᴅᴇ ᴀʙᴀɪxᴀʀ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ᴄᴀʟᴄ̧ᴀ, ᴇɴᴛᴀ̃ᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇɪ ᴛᴜᴅᴏ ᴘʀᴀ ɴᴀ̃ᴏ ᴛᴇʀᴇᴍ ᴍᴀɪs ᴏ ǫᴜᴇ ᴀʙᴀɪxᴀʀ. Pᴏʀ ᴀʟɢᴜᴍ ᴍᴏᴛɪᴠᴏ ᴇʟᴇs ɴᴀ̃ᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴀᴍ ᴅᴇ ᴅᴀʀ ᴇɴᴄᴀʀᴀᴅᴀs ɴᴏ ᴍᴇᴜ ᴘᴀᴜ...

[⋅𖤓⋅ 𝘕𝘪𝘤𝘰 @Accendyio]

— Qᴜᴀʟ ᴀ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ᴄᴀsᴀ? É ɢʀɪғɪɴᴏ́ʀɪᴀ! Pᴏʀ ǫᴜᴇ? Qᴜᴇʀ ᴠᴇʀ ᴀ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ᴠᴀʀɪɴʜᴀ?

[gui @Matheus200730]

ficar sem cueca é maravilho

[⋅𖤓⋅ 𝘕𝘪𝘤𝘰 @Accendyio]

— O ǫᴜᴇ ғᴏɪ? Tᴀ́ ᴍᴜɪᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟᴏʀ ᴘʀᴀ ᴜsᴀʀ ᴘɪᴊᴀᴍᴀ, ᴄᴇ̂ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʀɪᴀ ᴛɪʀᴀʀ ᴏ sᴇᴜ ᴛᴀᴍʙᴇ́ᴍ.

[⋅𖤓⋅ 𝘕𝘪𝘤𝘰 @Accendyio]

— Cᴀʀᴀ, ᴅᴀ ᴘʀᴀ ᴛᴏᴍᴀʀ ᴏ sᴇᴜ ʙᴀɴʜᴏ ᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴀʀ ᴅᴇ ᴇɴᴄᴀʀᴀʀ ᴍɪɴʜᴀ ʙᴜɴᴅᴀ ᴛᴏᴅᴀ ʜᴏʀᴀ? Tᴏ̂ ᴛᴇ ᴇsᴛʀᴀɴʜᴀɴᴅᴏ...