You Stole My Marble Rye

I'm a cellist and teacher in the Washington, DC area. Sometimes I'm funny.

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Oh, DC roads...

[Dave Statter @STATter911]

MUST SEE: This is the start of I-395N rampage. Truck got on at 110N. Hit vehicles before Boundary Channel. Plowed into at least 5 before the bridge. Driver ran off. Will show you the stolen ambulance chase shortly. @ARLnowDOTcom @MetrorailSafety @TomJackmanWP #395rampage

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Are you looking for cello lessons in Northern VA? I have an opening or two in my studio. https://t.co/x2Bw3WCrYZ. #alexandriava #northernvirginia #cello #nova

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@andpizza Bring back the truffle raaaaanch! 😩

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Elon Musk looks like a baggie of unseasoned mashed potatoes became sentient.

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I seriously can't tell any of these remaining guys on #BacheloretteABC apart. They're the male Ann Veal.

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OK mystery solved. I bought it on ebay and somehow it came via Amazon? I don't get it but whatever,

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OK help me figure this out. Last week I ordered something on Amazon. I don't actually see it in my purchases or in my bank statement, though. It showed up with a gift receipt and when I go to see who it's from, it's someone I don't know. What is happening?

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@AliceCoote @mtilsonthomas @NatSymphonyDC It was unforgettable from this side of the stage as well! ❤️

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@Facebook OK, well... somehow I'm back. I don't know wtf that was.

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Welp, my FB account has been disabled and I don't know why. Says "this decision can't be reversed." Meanwhile I've reported people for actual threats and racism and that was just fine. #Facebook

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@Facebook Why do you let violent, racist people continue to exist on FB but disable accounts of people who have no idea what they did? Why don't you provide feedback on why you've disabled people?

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@JenFarleyDC Right? Thank goodness these people are here to help!

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@JenFarleyDC My FB account has been (permanently??) disabled and my first thought before caffeine was "...April Fools?" 😂

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What do you bet this same guy has never shut up about a few windows getting broken during the BLM protests in DC?

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Hey @drivercareteam , I can't get my 1099! My acct is closed because I haven't driven in a while, you have an old address on file, and nobody is replying to my emails. Help!

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@johnandcasper What? We have zero problem with them driving in circles other than the fuel it's wasting. You can't make DC traffic worse than it already is. I'm here and haven't seen a single member of this convoy. This is manufactured outrage.

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@yayalexisgay The less urban an area is, the creepier I find it. At least people will hear me scream in the city. The boonies are where horror movies happen!