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Mars has water on it because we used to live there and we messed up the climate so badly that we had to send an escape pod to Earth with only Adam and Eve in it

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Just posted an oldie that wasn't uploaded anywhere, imo it is the best thing that I've written so far so read that if you read anything
https://t.co/AWVsqiFahU

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Every "Discipline 101" course starts with a lecture that has a table in it which is like "Our Discipline vs Lame Pervert Studies (1890-1960)"

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i want a partner that is as obsessed with me as japanese kaiju fighting government agencies are with underground diagonal platform elevators

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millenial dominatrix called me pupper

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the newer the game of thrones show the more obscure the kinks

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clean tampon
for sale
never used

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spinosaurus sounds like some ninjago shit

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sheldons actor being gay is like the least unexpected revelation of all time idk why people were surprised by it

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dune is a copy of star wars

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every time i think or hear "just in case" a poster for a nonexistent nickelodeon show pops up in my head, its about a prodigy teen lawyer Justin Case who always ends up getting hired by people who are about to get in silly trouble and the show is called The Justin Case

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you can probably guess a french philosophy book by the percentage of weird sex stuff in it

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they sold me amaizing digital circus crack at a gas station in 1996 and i woke up yesterday i dont remember anything

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@Herman_Leben nevem nism gledu nato 2

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man call of duty is such natoslop i cant with ts

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@Herman_Leben cod is like fifa but more israeli

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i have mastered the kung fu art of sleeping i went to the mountains where i was trained by my teacher his name was Honk Shu

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if i hear another conversation about the definition of love im gonna start killing the hostages

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ONLY LOVECRAFTIAN MFS WILL UNDERSTAND

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gonna confess deep monogamous love in every one of my friends dms for this years april fools

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a couple weeks ago i walked past a guy talking to his friends in a jar jar binks voice saying “mmm! meesa socially liberal but fiscally conservative!” and ever since i’ve been wondering what the context of the joke could’ve been

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dude they closed the straight of huzz send tweet