Accepted 2017

a collection of the crazy shit people post to college admissions Facebook groups

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University of Chicago - So did anybody throw up before taking their AP test today? I threw up about 10... http://t.co/1bjM1ZinAO

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Duke University - We should have BUBBLE WRAP PARTIES!! :D It would be so amazing! We could pool our money... http://t.co/Leyufs3ZQ3

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University of California - Los Angeles - One of you rich kids give me $10,000. Lol Is that how that works? http://t.co/zGl8nopn2y

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Colgate University - Takes on abortion? This person really knows how to get the people going! http://t.co/OcOsbHieyd

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Purdue University - I decided I’m too good for college; I’m going straight to hollywood That’s the spirit! http://t.co/yUI5hLwg1H

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Harvard University - Reason 562 why Harvard is the best: we don’t have to prove we’re the best. We just are.... http://t.co/R4Nk5qI7cU

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Boston University - Is Econ major considered hipster? lol http://t.co/sjeA3MVGtC

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University of Delaware - Hey guys, I’m thinking about taking some bio classes my first semester, but I was... http://t.co/bTgtZOYCn1

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New York University - Didn’t get into Columbia. Might as well settle with NYU with full scholarship and then... http://t.co/xxZZBbUt8H

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Harvard University - Does anyone else have this problem where someone asks you where you’re going, and you... http://t.co/Hbz8Tr8q3L

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Stanford University - at the risk of sounding super super asian: can we bring rice cookers? http://t.co/4Euna4iQJw

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University of Virginia - So, I am quite the backgammon player. Not to toot my own horn, but I am very... http://t.co/g4zRIv74SW

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Cornell University - whoevers gonna be my roommate we need to figure out a signal to not come in the room.... http://t.co/ILi4EBhwNs

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#BDD2013 http://t.co/VJCIds2iZB

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Stanford University - Harvard? You mean Stanford of the East? How to spot a Harvard reject http://t.co/fGYgfOC1FE

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University of Massachusetts - Amherst - hey guys im mike i like lacrosse football nd hockey nd if u wanna... http://t.co/O2GEZe7pXu

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Colby College - lets do a diversity test: SHOUT out “welcome” in your mother-tongue (not your adopted... http://t.co/3t9jVJ3OP2

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New York University - I already hate half of you   http://t.co/6GafvpAYEu

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Marist College - Everyone’s too happy here… i hate it http://t.co/ZmcQ30UnJ2

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Tufts University - Anyone else obsessed with the idea of preparing for a zombie apocalypse? When I did my... http://t.co/II8575jvbF