Me, a 31 year old: That speed skater looks old
Commentator: She made her Olympic debut at Torino at 15…
Me: *does math* Wait—
Commentator:…and now at 31…
Me: 👵🏻
Welp, went to the doctor today and this particular flavor of misery is not 1) strep 2) the flu 3) RSV or 4) COVID. Somehow I managed to get something else, but whatever it is is BRUTAL 0/10 would never recommend
Also this is a weird time to be sick with not-COVID, given *gestures broadly* Not to mention that I feel so lousy it’s difficult to believe it’s not COVID, despite all the tests that say it’s not.
I’ve been Duolingo-ing for almost six full years and this is the first time I’ve ever won the Diamond League. I’m only half kidding when I say I’m tempted to put this on my resume.
Related: just had a rough moment where I had three thoughts:
1. Michigan last beat OSU 10 years ago 2. Michigan last beat OSU my senior year of college 3. Wait. That means my senior year of college was 10 years ago 💀