Robot.Bastard

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Who is the operator keeping all my cells together?

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@backlessdress26 I have one for you to sing on

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@backlessdress26 The first one.

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@backlessdress26 CHOKE

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@backlessdress26 Welcome to hell

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@nerdylilpeach Wooh! I have mine on Monday and I’m stressin’ how was it?

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@backlessdress26 They make movies like this

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@gummysalamander Put J Mascais sig pickups in that thing, I did with mine and it made it sound muchhh better. Also send me this riff so I can write a part for it too please!?!??

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@stephanicci Gotta mow my lawn

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@digstreme @hagooomi Obviously not a laptop if it’s a fucking cube though right?

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@SMO_VZ You mean when this was actually the Soviet Union which was primarily controlled out of Moscow?

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@michnessAK Do you want to see a video of me eating a whole cheesecake?

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When a doctor says “you absolutely cannot double this medication” and then you do and now what?

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@kerionmywayward

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@backlessdress26 Can I work there and you have to get a key from me everytime you have to pee?

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Is it safe to jack off with CPAP mask on?

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@nerdylilpeach “You’re…gonna use a different tube right?” 100% success rate, good luck!
I am scared and do not want it!

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@kerionmywayward Ambien + candy. Works every time.

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@backlessdress26 Are we allowed to make alive baby jokes???