Rosie

This is what the world is for, making electricity.

[Rosie @According2Rosie]

So Imma need all the anti vaxxers to step into the frontlines and be just as loud with the "my body my choice" chants right now

[Rosie @According2Rosie]

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[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

After a career that lasted more than two decades, 2x NBA champion Pau Gasol announced his retirement from basketball.

[LA County Sheriffs @LASDHQ]

#LASD is Asking for the Public’s Help Locating Missing Person Cashawn Ashley Sims #Duarte
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[Rosie @According2Rosie]

So over these old men that say that society has gone to shit and there are no real men out in the world amymore... umm oh u mean the men that throw a tantrum when their masculinity has been hurt

[Rosie @According2Rosie]

When your 55yr+ coworker argues with you that men over 40 that actively date women in their early 20s are not fetishizing about children and refuses to admit that its borderline pedo.
#thatsweird #thatsSuspicious

[Rosie @According2Rosie]

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[Rosie @According2Rosie]

Its only tuesday???... but the questions and calls I have received today are definitely friday types.. I cannnnnttttttttttt

[Rosie @According2Rosie]

Feel like this is prevalent in men.. is it a masculinity issue?... hmmm

[Rosie @According2Rosie]

Your**

[Rosie @According2Rosie]

I corrected you so that u can fix you mistakes..not so that u ask me to complete ur task for u cuz u cant handle being told u did this wrong.

[Rosie @According2Rosie]

I cant with these ppl who cant handle constructive criticism or corrections. They get all dramatic like u yelled at them. Now I get the whole #imnotmadjustdisappointed parenting tactic

[Rosie @According2Rosie]

You know that feeling you get when you boss has been sitting on a project for two weeks and decides that since it's due today it's time that he forward u the task as tell u to complete it before deadline.... yea.

[Rosie @According2Rosie]

I was this old when I realized that the literal translation for peacock in Spanish is royal turkey.....i mean come on..English needs to do better...

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

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[Rosie @According2Rosie]

Today's wisedom: "Do as I say, when I say it...except when you shouldnt then dont it... " yupp... that's how we operate here

[noam gershony נועם גרשוני @NoamGershony]

If we can do it, so can you.
#WearAMaskSaveALife

@jess_feet
@ZShilon

[Rosie @According2Rosie]

Havent been on this in so long... feels good to vent.. shit welcome to the new and improved Rosie show.. narration is conducted by leslie jordan.. cuz "well shit what yall doin" never sounded so good.

[Rosie @According2Rosie]

Worst part is he only took 2 mins with customer.. and proceeded to wait till 1220 to take lunch.. what? Yo ass ain't hungry no more?? Wheres ur rush now?

[Rosie @According2Rosie]

These salesmen are too much..... I just cant. How u gonna sit there and chill for the past 10mins when I sent u a number for a customer that was on hold while u was busy. Then act inconvenienced when they call back talkin about Im about to take lunch. Gtfoh! U have 15m till lunch