Accountant Dog

Crypto scammers keep trying to steal my account because their genitals don't work.

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@kjngamer I would like to commission art of Yorch getting pantsed by James Bond in front of Debra Wilson

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@CorbynRed It’s crazy because she gives a really good performance in all the games I’ve seen her in. Especially liked her as Cal Kestis‘ surrogate mom. Do these "people" also complain about every actress in a movie they can’t jack off to?

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@JrHopeless It’s kinda funny that the entire message of Gunn‘s movie was geared towards returning colorful optimism back to Superman, yet they still feel the need to make these incredibly obvious jokes at the audience because of how insecure they are about their own material.

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@x_anitwt Hakari said he wouldn’t date a dude. So I doubt Kiaria identifies as male.

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@Kachidey4you Oh, so you want the MCU looking suit now?

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@WorldOfAntoine @Padawan_Carol How will concussive beams heal people?!? Can he set his visor to deep-tissue massage?!

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@TheSpaceSoviet Tbh a two hour unskippable cutscene is just bad game design, no matter how much gay sex it involves. Sorry, Kojima.

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@MauLer93 Crazy that the game doesn't account for stupid shit like sliding over a table constantly. Almost like the developers thought you'd engage with any of the other mechanics. I mean what are you supposed to do? Immerse yourself and act like James Bond? Nah, that'd be gay.

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@ChoujinVirus @waythisis Buddy, that may have been the case 10 years ago. Nowadays I think they don't like the idea of "woman" in general. The only thing they'll accept is some devoted slave they refer to as trad wife.

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@anishmoonka And then the later half of his tenure was incredible tired and mediocre.

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@TheManPartII Bond shouldn't be wearing a white smoking to begin with according to classical etiquette - since a white dinner jacket is usually reserved for the host of an event. That's actually something that Goldfinger gets wrong as well.

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@BlackMajikMan90 This M is based on Stella Rimmington who ran the Secret Service at the time. And writers saw potential for an interesting character dynamic by putting a female authority figure in front of the womaniser 007. People loved Judi Dench in the role.

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@CynicalPublius True, guess you gotta vote for the pedophilia spokesman.

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@jshlerx Is that Joseph Joestar?

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@SwordsSlippers Hmm, how about a garyu costume

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@NikTek I guess it’s woke when the sexual content is consensual and the woman is an adult. I’m actually kinda done with pretending that rightoids aren’t 50% puritans and 50% shrill incels that get triggered by any female presence.

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@TheDJ_King Man, fuck Seth in particular.

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@ThomasThorbur11 I guess what I'm trying to say is that Bond was never for Jon.

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@ThomasThorbur11 There's a short story "The Hildebrand Rarity" where James Bond is invited to a yacht trip by a millionaire. The guy winds up dead. Likely killed by his wife, whom he was constantly abusing in front of everyone. And Bond covers the whole thing up by dumping the body in the ocean.