Accrington Life

Funny tweets about the wonderful town of Accrington! Home of raving Pete,The Coppice and herpes.

[Accrington Life @AccringtonLife]

Hi John, hope you’re well.

We kindly invite you for a night out in Accrington once lockdown is over with. We will go Warner’s, Ibar, Dodge followed by some home made chicken and chips from Dixie Chicken. I suspect you may have changed your mind by then.

[John Bull @larrymeath]

@NoirMJ I’ve had a few dodgy nights out in Burnley and Blackburn, but never Accrington.

[Accrington Life @AccringtonLife]

Hi Richard, glad you enjoyed Broadway experience.

[Richard 🦏 @born1878]

Warning Evertonians: don't head to The Broadway in Accrington. Shithole full of scum. This will be the quickest pint I will drink.

[Accrington Life @AccringtonLife]

Funny how people in their 20s from Accy go "Facebook missing" on a weekend and then with no explanation are found. Been on the sesh ✔

[Accrington Life @AccringtonLife]

#Accylife

[Accrington Life @AccringtonLife]

After it emerged Dixie Chicken has been given a 1 star hygiene rating.Dixie John has hit back at critics "2 piece chicken n chips my friend?

[Accrington Life @AccringtonLife]

3 things are certain in life. Death, taxes and seeing somebody you know when doing the big shop at Accy Asda.#Awkward #Pleasedontstopandtalk

[Accrington Life @AccringtonLife]

Spare a thought today please. #Accylife

[Accrington Life @AccringtonLife]

The Travellers at the centre of Fridays incident at The Brickworks have denied causing any trouble and told Accrington Life : fojgfjhdwhydrh

[Accrington Life @AccringtonLife]

Dixie John still hasn't slept.

[Accrington Life @AccringtonLife]

Voodon't.

[Accrington Life @AccringtonLife]

Hyndburn council have announced plans to abolish their slogan "The place to be". Mainly due to the fact that it just fucking isn't.

[AusBFC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍊 @AusBFC1887]

Every time you go to Voodoo it takes about 6months off your life expectancy. Ruthless place but you always end up in there!

[Accrington Life @AccringtonLife]

Dixie John catching a few pigeons to serve up the next 2 piece chicken + chips. #Skislopenose #whatthefuckisthis

[Accrington Life @AccringtonLife]

How can so many cunts be in 1 town? #Accylife #Waz #Stedheadcentral

[Accrington Life @AccringtonLife]

Good luck to the @TheCalderAcc tomorrow night who are set to break the world record for the amount of twats within 1000sq ft. Starts 8pm

[Andrew Derbyshire @andrewderbs]

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[Accrington Life @AccringtonLife]

The awkwardness when someone says "Accrington Stanley who are they" when you tell an outsider you're from Accy. #Accylife #Waz

[Keara McDonough @KearaMcDonough]

@AccringtonLife please retweet #accrington based ladies football team looking for players aged 16+ inbox if interested ⚽️⚽️

[Accrington Life @AccringtonLife]

Hyndburn has recently seen a huge surge in barmaid applicants. It appears you can steal 3k from the till and only have to pay back £500.