seokjin empezando su discurso EN ESPAรOL diciendo โQUE GUAPO SOY Y QUE TIPO TENGOโ es lo mรกs seokjin de este universo๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
jimin: if you remove something from someone's grave, that's illegal right?
namjoon: that's stealing
jimin: then archeologists are conducting illegal activities
๐ฏ Let's say around 10,000 people body slammed a train at the same time, down to the same second. Would the train stop or not?
๐น It wouldn't
๐จ How would 10,000 people body slam a train at the same time
๐จ First of all, the area of the train is-
๐ฏ Let's say it the area is covered regardless of how!
๐น Are they gonna stop it head-on? Or from the sides?
๐ฅ To he honest, I don't really like these kinda questions, I feel like it's meaningless
๐น I like them a lot
๐ฏ I loooove What Ifs
๐น Then you go marry the What Ifs!
๐ฅ Wow now what does that even mean
JIMIN ๐คฃ๐ญ
Seokjin said he try to count sheep when he can't sleep bt those sheeps has rocket attached to their butt and they're all flying around so he can't count them properly
HIS IMAGINATION RUNS WILD HFFGHJHJ
crying because if jin had asked NAMJOON to choose between running over 100 people or taehyung, namjoon would choose to save taehyung for two reasons.
1) taehyung is family
2) jimin was sitting right in front of him
๐จ *trying to end the live*
๐ฏ Kim. Namjoon~ is NOT willing to make memories with armys!
๐จ Guys, I used to-
๐น Namjoon-ah, you're really such a bad person! You- ok go on..
๐ฐ I mean, if it's Namjoon hyung's phone, then..
๐จ Back in the days, I used to go on lives the most!
๐น ... That's back then!
๐ฅ Exactly! Hyung! Good point!
๐น Why are you comparing the past with the present?
๐ฅ ๐คฃ๐
๐จ Hyung, you want to go too, don't you?
๐น What are you talking about!
๐ฏ I sometimes think, let' say I had a fight with Jimin and went to bed? I'd imagine that if I fight with him later, and I take a vase and slam it on his head, won't I win?
๐น I seriously think about it every day! If Jungkook punches me, I'd dodge it to my right, then punch again then I duck then get up and try to head butt him, then he'd dodge it and then grab my hand, when I try to do that, he'd probably grab my other hand and swerve it away cause he's stronger than me? Right? I think of those kinda scenarios every day
๐จ I think of stuff like... what happens if Pokemons become real one day
๐น Are you an N type too?
๐ฏ I think Martin is about...
๐ฅ He wasn't there (at the show)
๐ฏ 2 metres tall
๐น That one grows by 5cm each passing day, isn't he like 2m?
๐จ 190? I think he's around that height
๐ฅ He's THAT tall?
๐ฏ Remember when we went to greet them last time?
๐จ Wow, I was so envious of that
๐น Namjoon-ah! As a senior, you've gotta have a pride! You have to greet them from a higher position, don't you?
๐จ And how do I do that?
๐น From now onwards, all of you take a chair when you go to greet them, and right before you do, say "hold on a sec!", pull out your chair, get on top of it, and stare down at them like "Ah, Hi Martin!" Got it?
๐ฏ No, no, we can say "Hey you! Sit down!"
๐น Nah that's too coercive
๐น It's better for you to just carry a chair with you
๐น Ah!! That was inconvenient, the fact that we can't go into the weverse of other artists
๐ฅ Where did you enter?
๐ฏ I can join their lives though?
๐น No not th-
๐ฅ Where did you try to enter?
๐น Why is that important to know that?
๐ฅ You went into girl groups' weverse didn't you? *smirks*
๐น I TRIED TO GO INTO TXT!!!
๐จ It's just gonna be a nuisance
๐น But TXT and Cortis are like family!
๐จ Even if they are, it's a nuisance.
๐ฅ It's a space for them and their fans, so there's no need to go there
๐ฅ Hyung, PLEASE FOCUS ON OUR ARMYS!
๐น Why do you butt in so much?
๐ฅ๐ฏ ๐คฃ