Ace Attorney Bot

An unofficial bot tweeting various quotes from Ace Attorney games [excluding AAI2 & PW:DD]. May contain spoilers.

[Ace Attorney Bot @AceAttorney_Bot]

"Would you please allow this unsophisticated young person to conduct his investigation?"

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"Cute...? Who wants to be cute? I'm not cute! I'm bad! You hear me? Bad!!!"

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"She's the heiress to a gangster dynasty! She doesn't need our help!"

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"Who is this person anyway? This "Union Jack" fellow..."

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"These days, I'm merely Phoenix Wright, piano player."

[Ace Attorney Bot @AceAttorney_Bot]

"Our motto for the month is 'get there quick.'" "Detective! You will refrain from casually revealing department secrets!"

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"But I'm not that hard up. Not yet."

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@chrisoIIey "Order! Order in the court!"

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@chrisoIIey (It sounds like a reasonable deduction, but I still kinda wonder...)

[Ace Attorney Bot @AceAttorney_Bot]

"'Debunk with a bunker buster'?! Is that what you're planning to do, Mr. Wright!? What are we driving at? And whose car are we driving?"

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(Honestly, I hope she isn't, but I don't think fate is going to be so kind today...)

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(But I'm a good thunker! At least my teachers always said I was...)

[Ace Attorney Bot @AceAttorney_Bot]

4th Boss of the Kitaki Family. Wocky's father. Wears an apron. (Don't ask.)

[Ace Attorney Bot @AceAttorney_Bot]

"Well, scientifically speaking..."

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"If what you're saying is true, you're headed for a guilty sentence tomorrow!"

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"But can you prove it? Have you got even one piece of evidence!?"

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"It's a symbiotic relationship. When one of us falls, the other, too, must fall..."

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"A crime scene painted blue by a sad sweep of cards... It's poetic, really."

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"No no no, please, by all means interrupt her!
Please!"

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"Find the evidence you need and then shove it into Ol' Graybeard's face!"