Jack

App State Alumnus / Panthers / Red Sox / Brentford / Bruins / Hornets / HMS

[Adam Patrick @adampatrickNFL]

Jeff Passan looks like the version of a Batman villain before they become bad

[not Johnny Manziel (parody) @JohnnyFootbalI]

Jerry Jones looks more and more like Palpatine every time I see a video of him

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Whoever came up with “lefty loosey, righty tighty” absolutely knocked it out of the park

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

Luke in gold 🤩

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

My kink is when you're eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

[ᴛʜᴜǫ🀄️ @_Thuqn]

The 16 year old kid bagging my groceries asked me how my day was going and I said "can't complain" and he responded "probably wouldn't do any good if you did" and honestly that kid is a straight shooter with upper management potential written all over him.

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

What an ending 🔥

@Ticketmaster I #KeepPounding

[SalesMan (Dave Tepper forever my opp) @95KeepPounding]

HOF Game Rapid Response:
- Trevin Wallace is pure unadulterated ass
- Ja’Seem Reed = Jerry Rice
- Idzik > Canales as OC
- 15 can be a weapon
- Haynes King = QB2
- Panthers ‘26 record: 15-2

[Jack @Ace_Boog1e]

Haynes qb2

[Schwibz @schwibz]

coworker just tripped and smashed his coffee mug into the printer and said “that’s baseball”

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

THE GOLDEN AGE!!!

[Zach from Uchuu Shelf @uchuushelf]

Another all time favourite

[Covie @covie_93]

EL-SAYED: I want to make healthcare, groceries and gas more affordable, get rid of data centers, remove corporate money from politics and tax the rich.

Republicans: El-Sayed is Muslim.

[Justin @j_murray19]

honestly i think he thought it should have been strike 3, took his hat and glove off to give to an umpire to check, and then realized no one was there. so he was just like whatever and kept walking to the dugout. and save face said he had discomfort but felt fine after

[Zachary Smith @ZacharySmithPGH]

Yeah, idt they’ll have to worry tbh

[Nighthawk @KrikorianB15]

Adley Rutschman and Erik Miller realizing they got traded to the greatest team ever assembled

[michael hess @mchlhess]

Friend making $20/hr as a server: “Don't worry, bro, this one's on me, and you'll get the next”

Friend making $470k as a senior software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $9.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

in 2019 this vid had short guys ready to lay siege to empires

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

49ers players and coaches watching the electrical substation claim Mike Evans