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[Breaking Benjamin @breakingbenj]

The Diary Of Jane has been officially certified TRIPLE Multi-Platinum by the RIAA- Thank YOU to all of our amazing fans that are spinning this record like crazy! 🤘

Listen with us all weekend @ https://t.co/M80QmruyIA

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

we all float down here... on Free Balloon Day!

[SpongeBob Facts! @spongbob_facts]

SPONGEBOB FACT: Even Plankton knows his food is fucking awful. Check out this leaked recording of him off camera

[Laura @fairycakes]

11 years ago I worked in a HMV store and it still remains one of the most surreal employments I’ve ever had. Here are some of the highlights:

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

"This has been the best day of my life and [it's] not even close."

@TomBrady grants five wishes with @MakeAWishMassRI.

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

RETWEET NOW FOR A FOLLOW!

here. we. GOOOOO!

#AGTResults AT 8PM!

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

On the 𝟭𝟮th day 'til kickoff, the #Patriots gave to me...
a signed photo of @TomBrady 🎶

RT to enter to win!

Rules: https://t.co/EVS9BeWfpr

[Matt Overton @MattOverton_LS]

To any angry Colts season ticket holders who are seeking a refund,

I’d be more than happy to buy your season tix off of you & donate them to @RileyChildrens patients & their families. I’m serious.

All love,

~Matt

[Gavagan @RobGavagan]

5,000 retweets and I’ll do an episode of Seriously Strange using this terminology.

[Christian McCaffrey @CMC_22]

I don’t wear a hand warmer over my belt cmon Madden 🤦🏼‍♂️

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Only Eli could throw an interception to a guy with one hand making a one-handed catch...

[the duelist formerly known as yami @LetAtemEatCake]

STOP ARGUING OVER THE BEST YU-GI-OH! SERIES

Season Zero is AMAZING
Duel Monsters is CLASSIC
GX is FUNNY
5D's is INTRIGUING
Zexal
Arc-V is COLORFUL
VRAINS is QUALITY

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

lol, guess that means the food’s as dry as the jokes

[𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢 @lgbtxluthor]

friendly reminder that the Amazon forest has been on fire for 20+ days now, wildlife is being killed and half of brazil is being covered in such a thick layer of dust and ashes that São Paulo got dark at 3pm yesterday bc sunlight couldn’t breach through

[GGmartin 🃏 @theggmartin]

Sony to Uncle Ben after rebooting Spiderman for the 4th time:

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Hey Twitter, how the 🐬 are you?

[Breaking Benjamin @breakingbenj]

We’re humbled & honored to be showcased in the first St. Jude Inspires series, featuring our All Access video & #stjudesessions performance! See why @stjude is so close to our hearts today here 💚💚 --> https://t.co/DYGC1iltcy #breakingbenjamin #stjude

[Gavagan @RobGavagan]

9) Killing = Naughty Bad Oof
10) Suicide = Self Oof
11) Bomb = Boomy Boom Boom
12) Wound = Leaky Skin Hole
13) Gay = Happy Happy Man Man / Woman Woman / Other Other Time
14) Disturbing = Woah
15) Gore = Al Gore
16) Crime = Intentional Oopsie
17) Penis = Winky
18) Vagina = Pusswah

[Gavagan @RobGavagan]

YouTube trigger words and alternatives to avoid demonetization:
1) Stab = Sharp Boo Boo
2) Shot = Projectile Boo Boo
3) Murder = Critical Boo Boo
4) Blood = The Red Sticky
5) Sex = Special Alone Time
6) Molested = Bad Touch Time
7) Dead = Became an Angel
8) Weapon = Oh No Object