♠️🃏solitairess 🃏♠️

nut defender, shit sender

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

Oh no Coke for me, I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with my boys

[evil roni @volcelmoment]

just letting everyone know that i’ll be turning evil soon and it sucks but it has to happen

[Adhityaa @__adtac__]

In the future we will have Studio Ghibli filter glasses

[Roy @im_roy_lee]

so far my founding team includes

- nonbinary furry from community college
- crypto millionaire, ex-league of legends streamer, community college dropout
- ex-quant college dropout
- valedictorian of columbia engineering

documentaries r gonna be fucking hilarious😭😭

[Harj Taggar @harjtaggar]

Autists had a great run, the AI future belongs to ADHD

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Huge dating mistake I made:

Only dating women in their 20s

The problem: they have low salaries and don’t have a valuable professional network

Then I realized that 60-year old men make 10x as much and have amazing professional networks

Now I exclusively date men in their 60s

No coincidence that my career and investments have taken off

[Phil Metzger @DrPhiltill]

Last night our youngest daughter was making “simple syrup” but fell asleep on the couch. I came downstairs to see what was up with the smoky smell and I found out that he had created carbon aerogel. It weighs almost nothing. 😂

[Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly]

"HOLY SHIT AN ATTRACTIVE BLONDE GIRL IS MY UBER DRIVER. YEAH NO TATTOOS OR ANYTHING. ITS THE BOTTOM. BUY EVERYTHING"

[Benjamin @bschne]

if I ever meet a prepper IRL, my test of their seriousness will be asking them if they have an offline dump of Wikipedia

[H.A. @dirtcup_art]

nothing actually exists anymore like so many physical stores are closing and you can't have a house and everything is a subscription or an app u can't play games without internet and u can't even guarantee that art and writing is even made by people like everything is vapor

[ganymede (haptic arc) @zuolot]

We will make mentally stable latinas

[binji @binji_x]

the greatest yield farmer of all time

[blue @bluesbags]

would be cool if absolutely nothing came back to still be nothing

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[Jiankui He @Jiankui_He]

I will not do life extension or immortality research secretly for billionaires.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

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[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Dog obsession is the hallmark of a mentally ill society

[reaperpeter @cryptokaspar0v]

@TeTheGamer @Dior100x Horses ran, lions feasted, but the bull still loading. Aint no way we this early.

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[reaperpeter @cryptokaspar0v]

@Regrets10x believe in bulls.
#THEBULL is here

Yall really sleeping on the bull while lions and horses ran their laps? Wake up fr. Under $100K is a joke.

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