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[Brian @Acespires]

Love someone lonely every single day. With one last effort, I haul the mackerel into the boat, its tail still twitching, and set it in a bucket of seawater, grinning to myself—my first true catch of the day, a modest triumph.

[Joe Vargas @AngryJoeShow]

Statement from Angry Joe

Read: https://t.co/rEsdgOGUXW

[Leon Lush @LeonLush]

Watching the country unravel in real-time via an endless stream of 45sec clips is a lot to digest. I had hoped chaos and destruction wouldnt be a prerequisite for change, but I am naive. I just hope that when the dust settles, empathy and unity will somehow prevail.

[Mutahar @OrdinaryGamers]

Jake Paul might be a problematic shitstain but so are the people laughing at this and running around looting.

Blowing shit up and stealing has nothing to do with reforming a system and fighting for the justice of someone who lost his life in the worst way.

[thatstarwarsgirl @thatstarwarsgrl]

Yes this is the "proper" anatomy for a MAN...Wtf @Marvel?! As a woman this is fucking insulting. There is nothing wrong with the female form and to just wipe it completely away and draw female charters as men is degrading & sexist.

[ItsGundo! @GundamIsHere]

Hey, Disney Fuck You! Stan is rolling over in his grave right now.

[Satan @s8n]

Might fuck around and destroy earth

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

i cannot imagine how nervous gordon ramsays wife must get before he eats her pussy

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The rise of flat-Earthers in the United States is evidence of two things: 1) the protection of speech, and 2) the failure of our educational system.

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[Satan @s8n]

*Death having sex*

Death : you like that?

Her :

Death : omg she’s dea.. oh yeah lol

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Rest in peace, Stan Lee. The many worlds of imagination & delight you created for humanity will last forever.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We know we’ll run out of dead dinosaurs to mine for fuel & have to use sustainable energy eventually, so why not go renewable now & avoid increasing risk of climate catastrophe? Betting that science is wrong & oil companies are right is the dumbest experiment in history by far …

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The good news is the human race appears to be an isolated incident.

[Atheist Republic @AtheistRepublic]

To be fair, it is really difficult to go where you want when you don't exist!

[Elvis The Alien @ElvisTheAlienTV]

poor Daisy

[TJ @amazingatheist]

2018 pros:

Potential peace with DPRK

Rick and Morty renewed for 70 episodes

Infinity War actually good

2018 cons:

Potential war with Iran

Dick Cheney still alive

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All in all: 7/10