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[ESuede__ @AcexBoogey]

M I C R O D O S I S 🧎🏻

[ESuede__ @AcexBoogey]

walking CC at 1:21am because I’m a great father 🐅

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

[ESuede__ @AcexBoogey]

Took her to mi casa she don’t wanna leave 🕺🏻

[ESuede__ @AcexBoogey]

Found a woman who don’t ask for nothing. Now she getting everything

[ESuede__ @AcexBoogey]

Gotta make love to that new Drake

[ESuede__ @AcexBoogey]

I hope everytime you hear Drake you think about me ☝🏼

[ESuede__ @AcexBoogey]

Looking for you in them hoes im dealing with everyday

[ESuede__ @AcexBoogey]

Life’s a bitch but you gotta keep her wet 😤

[ESuede__ @AcexBoogey]

That first sip of wine be crazy 😂🫣

[ESuede__ @AcexBoogey]

Fat men don’t cheat

[ESuede__ @AcexBoogey]

That bmp & grnd sandwich gotta see me

[ESuede__ @AcexBoogey]

Why am I just finding out about 30 seconds to Mars 🫣

[Kat Kanada 🏴 @KatKanada_TM]

Christian destroys Muslim in debate.

@InspiringPhilos

[ESuede__ @AcexBoogey]

In the sauna and someone smells like ass

[Sahil @sahill_og]

The life of Gen Z :

- College degree is worthless
- Rent is half your paycheck
- Al is replacing your job
- Houses cost 20x your salary
-WW3 started and you might get drafted
- Boomers asking why you're stressed

[ESuede__ @AcexBoogey]

They call me Red Bottom Eddi 🕺🏻

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when she finally starts acting right but now, you have 3 girlfriends.

[D4rsh🦅 @d4rsh_tw]

Be a man

> Overwork
> under-sleep
> lift heavy
> look expensive
> think you're batman
> fall for the one girl who wants peace
> get heartbroken
> repeat

[ESuede__ @AcexBoogey]

Pack smell like cat piss 🥴

[ESuede__ @AcexBoogey]

Just met this bih yesterday I’m fucking her like she my soulmate 🕴️