Joe Curran ⚜💧🚩

Dungeon Master, Rules Lawyer, Magic Judge. He/him. Fan of food, sport, and culture.

[Joe Curran ⚜💧🚩 @Achowat]

@hwinkler4real Leopards Eating Faces Party.

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Are you safe from Duo this year? #Duolingo365

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@Skybilz Obviously, if I were to get a Magic symbol it would be the Azorius. But it's just so complicated and fiddly is all.

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How much would I need to donate to the DNC to get Tim Walz to teach me how to skip a stone across a placid lake?

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I don't know why this is stuck in my head, but Paul McCartney, not Yoko, broke up the Beatles. His first solo album came out a month before the last Beatles album.

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@joegrav @WGGPapaDom @AndresCantorGOL It's certainly a conversation between him, Buzz Aldrin, and Theodore Roosevelt

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@WGGPapaDom @joegrav @ABigDumbBaby I like that there is nothing particularly good about that sandwich. Like, I know 4 places in Revere, 3 in Chelsea, and 2 in Malden where you can get exactly that sub. So great is America...

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@krabsin @Spice8Rack Gotta add blue. The belief that the world is flawed but can be improved is core to the blue identity.

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@Spice8Rack Workers you control have banding. (A creature is a worker if it is not an Advisor, Army, Cleric, Custodes, Cyberman, Dalek, Detective, Knight, Leech, Noble, Praetor, Primarch, Samurai, Vampire, or Wall.)

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@joegrav @smith0624 @adamar108 I'm a YBTD Campaign Veteran, 2nd Anti-Prorel Battalion, Pro Playoff Company. And no, there's no holiday for us

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@WGGPapaDom One time the bar manager tried to do this during an Opening Day "Dollar beers" promotion at the Moose. At the end of it, we got dollar beers during both showings of Sox in 2, as well

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@SteelCitySteph Archer type, obviously.

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@stinkykevinbad TBH, not a great day to try that. I know a guy a couple thousand years ago, and it DEFINITELY didn't work for him.

[Dom @WGGPapaDom]

#YNWA

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@WGGPapaDom You get Champions League, too.

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@stinkykevinbad

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Koopa the Quick for Smash

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Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[Joe Curran ⚜💧🚩 @Achowat]

Do I think you should vote for mine? Yes.
Should you do it because it's the most aesthetically interesting? No.
Should you do it because it's the only one that recognizes Philly as being built on stolen land? No.
You should vote for mine because I'd enjoy it.

[The Philadelphia Inquirer @PhillyInquirer]

❓ We're choosing: Which Philadelphia flag redesign is the best. You should vote, too.

The Betsy Ross House will crown the winner in a ceremony June 14. https://t.co/pd4zFoYo1c

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@WGGPapaDom @KeysRealTalk You best start believing in parallel universe, Miss Turner...