Faggotaboutit

Eat it. Or go fuck yourself, I don't care.

[Faptuary @faptuary]

Well said, fellow Lauren Lapkus appreciator. 👍

[Faptuary @faptuary]

Kimiko Glenn getting her cooter eaten out in prison in Orange Is the New Black on Netflix.

[nina oyama @ninaoyama]

You say: we’re trying for a child

I hear: my husbands been doing big huge cums in my pussy

[Puss E. Wrecker @newdog666999]

Good morning, panty sniffers! Make this week amazing! Eat a box of donuts! Throw up on your bosses' desk! Take a shit in the HR department! - Missy Martinez

[Puss E. Wrecker @newdog666999]

Good morning, assholes! Make this week epic! Fuck the copier! Piss on that chick in HR! Take a shit on your bosses' desk! - Missy Martinez

[Puss E. Wrecker @newdog666999]

Good morning, dick butts! Make today epic! Bottle your piss! Put a Gatorade label on it, and sell it to thirsty soccer brats! Die!"

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

On the flight over to Ireland both pilots were women which sparked a debate amongst our group about whether using the term “cockpit,” was really apropos. We decided to call it a “clitpit,” making it hijack-proof since male hijackers would never be able to find it.

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

Girls: I just compared my vagina with my girlfriends in a bathroom & I really recommend it. We all think the worst of ourselves & the truth is: we’re all beautiful. And different! Especially Jana’s whose is really really different and a little fucked up tbh but I do love her tho

[Sarah Tollemache @stollemache]

My dad used to measure the diameter of my asshole in high school to make sure I wasn't having anal sex

[The Clitoris @DaClitoris]

Oh Hi! You found me!

[Bottoms @bottomsmovie]

flirting at its finest 💗

#BottomsMovie is now playing only in theaters. 🎬🍿

[Thought Provoking Berserker ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

He didn't kill her because he was scared.
He killed her because she wasn't .

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

"There's no santa, billy. Hell, there's not even a god. It's just us, this basement full of greasy dildos, Arbys & the finality of death"

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

It's almost time to drunkenly cram your shitty kids' stockings full of Arbys sandwiches & pass out in the snow
Merry Christmas, from arbys

[Faptuary @faptuary]

In celebration of Nora-Jane Noone's birthday, one of the most unusual nude scenes of all time.

[poponze @poponze]

Há 24 anos, Mariah Carey lançava o álbum “Glitter”, no mesmo dia em que ocorreram os ataques às Torres Gêmeas.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Having to poop right after showering is disappointing in and of itself but the betrayal by your body knowing the whole time and saying nothing is what really hurts.

[FlashingEmma @FlashingEmma]

Golden hour golden shower 💦

[FlashingEmma @FlashingEmma]

Can we all agree this is our new favorite peeing angle? 💦