Yla Alvez

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

day 3 of no internet.. just globe being globe 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

nasampal na naman ako ng katotohanan 🥹

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

THIS. When people had to make up stories about my life since they couldn't get anything from my socmed posts, and they're too afraid to ask me outright 🙄

[positivity moon @arrtnem]

People say they want privacy until they meet someone who actually has it.

Not the performative “private” where you still post soft launches, vague captions, story replies, little curated hints so everyone can keep tracking the plot. I mean real privacy. The kind where your life doesn’t come with commentary. Where your phone isn’t a public window. Where your wins, your losses, your relationships, your breakdowns don’t get uploaded as evidence.

people get weird.

You can see the moment their brain hits the wall. They ask a normal question, “so what have you been up to,” and you give them a normal answer that is also a closed door. “Work’s been busy.” “Just been chilling.” “Nothing crazy.” You smile. You move on. And something in them doesn’t relax. Because they weren’t asking for facts. They were asking for access.

A lot of people are not used to not having access.

We live in a time where everyone is constantly narrating themselves. Posting their meals, their heartbreak, their therapy language, their gym progress, their new person, their new home, their new era. Even if they say “I’m private,” they still leak. They drop breadcrumbs on purpose because being fully unseen feels like death to them.

So when you don’t leak, they start filling the silence with stories.

They assume you’re hiding something. They assume you’re lying. They assume you think you’re better than them. They assume you’re judging them. They assume you’re mysterious in a calculated way, like you’re playing chess while they’re making small talk.

Sometimes they even get offended, which is hilarious.

Like your privacy is an insult. Like you owe them transparency to prove you’re “real.” Like you owe the room a plotline so they can orient themselves. And if you don’t give it, they start poking. Testing. Fishing.

“So are you seeing anyone?”
“What happened with that job?”
“Why don’t you post more?”
“Where were you last weekend?”
“Who were you with?”

They try to catch you. Not because they care. Because they’re unsettled by not being able to map you.

This is the part no one says out loud: a lot of people use information as control.

Not evil control. Everyday control. Social control. The kind where if I know what you’re doing, I know where I stand. If I know your relationship status, I know how to treat you. If I know your problems, I know what role to play in your life. If I know your weaknesses, I know how to win an argument later. If I know your plans, I know if you’re leaving me behind.

So when you’re truly private, you remove a tool they rely on.

u become unpredictable in a way that scares them, because they can’t pre-empt you. They can’t manage you. They can’t keep a running tally of your life and compare it to theirs. They can’t decide if they should envy you, pity you, compete with you, flirt with you, ignore you. They have to relate to you in real time, on what you actually say and do, not on the story they’ve been consuming from your feed.

that is rare now. It’s also intimate in a way people don’t expect.

Because if you don’t broadcast, then the only way to know you is to know you.

To ask. To listen. To spend time. To earn the details. To be trusted.

Most people don’t have the patience for that. They want the summary. The highlights. The quick scroll that tells them what category you’re in.

So they get odd. They start guessing.

They’ll call you “mysterious” like it’s either a compliment or a warning. They’ll joke that you’re “secretive” when what they mean is “I can’t track you.” They’ll project motives onto you. They’ll decide you’re arrogant. Or traumatized. Or sneaky. Or having an amazing life and hiding it. Or having a miserable life and hiding it. They’ll pick a narrative and treat it like fact because uncertainty makes them itch.

And sometimes - this is the sharp one - they’ll try to provoke you into revealing yourself.

They’ll say something slightly disrespectful just to see if you react.

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

Parang iilan lang ang nasa videoke playlist ng kapitbahay, kanina pa pabalikbalik yang linsyakang "Zombie", "Sweet Child O' Mine, at "I'll Be" na yan.

#SakitSaTenga

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

@otokyo Nyx (greek goddess of the night)

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

color change at 12k in 3 months, don't ask how many tokens it took 😅

let's see how long it'll take to get to 13k, considering the chronic joint pains

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

Played Maimai with my son earlier (enjoyed it, actually) and this is how it felt like 😅

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

took me 3 months and countless tokens to get to this, i might need twice that to reach 12K

reflexes aren't what it used to be 👵🏻 #gorproblems

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

There should only be ONE "Final call for boarding". No need to repeat the FINAL call like 20 times jusko.. FINAL nga diba? Iwan nyo na para magtanda.

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

@mayaofficialph im trying to change my account name (annulment done).. i've sent pertinent docs twice, and twice i've been ghosted by your CS.. can anyone help?

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

@Cadillac_F1 @ValtteriBottas @Cadillac @F1 @Lavez_K yun o!

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

appointment at 8am, doctor arrived at 9:30am. it's now past 11am and that doctor is still yet to attend to any of the patients. punyeta. i know you're a "renowned" specialist but puta kelangan mo yata ng seminar sa compassion

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

i have a dream... that one day il live in a world where you dont wait 4hrs for a 5min doctors appointment... where doctors dont cancel surgeries on the day... where patients dont take too much of the doctors time talking about unrelated issues...

i have a dream...

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

#8 in queue at the doctors clinic, arrived before 10am.. its now 1:45pm and im still waiting. wtf

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

i'm entering my luxury bag and high-end jewelry era... unfortunately, wala akong pambili 🥴 tan-aw lang sa ta ani 😂

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

Name / Status / Email Change Update:

✅️ LTO
✅️ PhilPost
⭕️ PhilHealth (ongoing)
□ SSS
□ Pag-Ibig
□ TIN
□ DFA
□ banks & investments
□ memberships & rewards
□ others (dami nito!)

Long way to go, but it's an inconvenience I'd gladly go thru with a smile in my heart! 🥰

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

was starting to low-key judge a lady helicopter-momming her adult child at the gym, but then i thought, "shet baka gan'to din ako".. shut that thought up real quick 😅

[Lollipopman @the_lollipopman]

Chinese GP 2025!

#f1 #formula1 #ChineseGP

https://t.co/EqZDF4UGhR

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

@the_lollipopman i need me some of that Copium 😩

[Yla Alvez @AcidKaye]

Boomers boomering 🙄