Acid Toad’s Morning Ritual 🌄🐸
• Woke up sideways in a mushroom hammock
• Sniffed a green candle for XRP vibes
• Stared at charts ‘til they became art
• Microdosed FOMO / Macrodosed hopium
• Brushed teeth w/ guac & regret
• Told the sun “chill bro, it’s Monday”
Sunday is recovery day for Acid Toad. He’s rehydrating with bong water and loading up on vibes. Monday’s not ready for what’s brewing in his bloodstream