Alan Pottage

Retired Chartered Civil Engineer. Imperial College alumnus. YCFC since November 1964. Cruciverbalist. Tourmalet conquering cyclist(!)

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@RichardBurgon Foxtrot Oscar. The welfare state is spaffing 10s of billions of pounds on the invaders of the south coast. You lifted the 2-child benefit cap. How much did that cost? That nutcase Miliband zealously pursued net-zero and bills are sky high. Wake up and smell the coffee.

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@RachelReevesMP Rach’, luv, any chance you can explain why you remained silent while Miliband was pushing his green credentials like some half-wit zealot and seemingly vetoing what has now been waved through?

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@KosisoVall Says the man who was an abject failure at Valencia…

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@UKLabour The boats will be turning back mid-Channel now. Superb policy…

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@Ed_Miliband Great statement, Ed’. Takes guts to write that considering a majority of public opinion firmly thinks you are “a sandwich short of a picnic”. Keep it up, the more posts like this, the more likely we’ll see the back of you and your z-list government. Keep up Labour’s death wish!

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@UKLabour Have a long hard look at what’s happened in France within the last 24h. Coming from across La Manche to a community near us all if we don’t get a grip on the underlying issue that a vast majority of right-minded Brits want sorting. Caput tuum in ano est.

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@Ed_Miliband Wasn’t it on The Muppets when one of Stadler & Waldorf came up with the line, “ If at first you don’t succeed, fail, fail and fail again”?

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@UKLabour This is bullshit. Vacuous words with no measurable metrics. 👏👏👏

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@BBCYork @BBCYorkSport @Guymowbray … and was denied a legitimate goal at Anfield… One of the best players I’ve seen in 62 years supporting City

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@bphillipsonMP Considering you inhabit the gutter, a view based on your increasingly disparaging and egregious posts, I suppose you are well disposed to discover what's actually in the said gutter. The sycophancy you exhibit to your bosses, evident by these puerile posts is something to behold.

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@Ed_Miliband In the face of an unimaginable apology of a ruling party, the British people are showing remarkable restraint considering the absolute verbal diarrhoea coming out of Westminster. Come the next election, you and your cohorts will suffer political Armageddon.

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@JohnHealey_MP @googlemaps So, everyone goes to the cheapest vendor, vendor runs out of fuel, nearby vendors keep prices high due to basic economics of supply and demand - I’m sending you a copy of “Economics for Dummies” to help you out. What a pathetic policy promulgated by economic illiterates. Superb!

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@andyburnham This has to be a parody account. No holder of the highest office in the land would come out with this nonsense, surely(?)

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@bphillipsonMP Keep it up Bridge’, luv. Great work! The more you post utter drivel like this the more chance of you losing your seat in both the cabinet and in your constituency. You’ll have lots of time, then, to write “Memoirs of an abject failure”.

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@bphillipsonMP @Sagal_AW @LiamConlon2 @LondonLabour Your presence will hopefully have knocked off 1000s of votes…

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@andrewc44104127 I don't think he is. However, I do KNOW that he is.

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@TracyBrabin Sycophant

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@Ed_Miliband Sycophant

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@wesstreeting The same servile flattery used by every politician, of every party at every conference.

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@phughes76340646 Yep, automaton springs to mind. Every new portfolio, a portfolio-specific chip is implanted in the relevant port. The actual bile chip is hardwired to the motherboard.