Alyssa Kriss

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[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

Isn't "Happy husband, happy life." the conservative/republican way?! Ms. Maga McMuscles should be thrilled!!
#MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

Thomas sounds like a whiney fvcking brat over this perfume shit.
And he'd hate me because baybee! I have all kinds of different perfumes and apply them liberally.
#90DayFiance

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

Marissa looked fvcking terrible on the latest episode of #90DayFiance and I love that for her!

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

@because_forreal "I don't know what J6 means because I support it, but don't wanna say it"

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

And what does "I'm not a Me Too girl" mean exactly??
I'm about 97% positive I know what she means, but I wanna hear it from Maga McMuscles herself!
#MAFS #marriedatfirstsight

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

@vivbabe66 Thank you😁 I was proud of myself for that one!

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

Maga McMuscles CUT NICK OFF to say: "He might not have to be that thoughtful when Adam's the hottest out of the whole group."
So, basically, her mindset is you can be a shitty partner as long as you're hot?
Got it...
#MAFS #marriedatfirstsight

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

Riley was being a TWAT to Georgia from the jump. The only one being antagonistic was her. Repeatedly telling Georgia to shut up, putting her hand in her face, picking up a glass like she was gonna hit her with it... yet, it's Ariana's responsibility to control her..?
#NextGenNYC

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

@AnotherBravHoe Yet somehow it's Ariana's fault because she didn't take her out of the situation in which she was the aggressor..?

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

I have a Bachelor's degree in Social Work, but I need an actual licensed professional to weigh in... Is getting too drunk and trying to and/or making out with others WHILE you're in a committed relationship a symptom of OCD that I wasn't privy to??
#90DayFiance

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

Y'all! Paula put Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise on her vegan burger!!
#90DayFiance

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

@RU_deboyy You must watch this week's episode at least to see the absolute nightmare of a charter guest!!

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

@MissSusie66 They need to introduce him to that crazy ass drunk lady that was screaming "DEMOCRATS!" in her bikini with spit on her chin that Cpt. Kerry had to lock in a room hahaha!!

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

I've said it before & I'll say it again, it's ALWAYS a guest OF the primary that acts like a complete prick & total embarrassment! If I was the primary, I'd tell this clown to jump ship IMMEDIATELY. I don't want anyone to know I associate with someone like that!
#belowdeckmed

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

What exactly are we missing with the whole Angela feels her daughter should tell her siblings that she's married thing?? It's such a nonissue! And news flash, kids don't give a crap about whether their 10+ years older sibling is married or not and to whom!!
#RHOA

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

@Dustin_Cone Angela is the GOAT. When she told Brit last season she had miles and stretch marks on her mouth, it was OVER!!

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

@yaprelief For what exactly?

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

A bottle of Rose and a line of cocaine sounds AH-MAZE-ING right about now...
#SummerHouse

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

Maybe it's because I'm child-FREE or maybe I'm just a biotch, but when it comes to #Housewives, I couldn't care less about the kids. I always FF any scenes with their kids. Just feels like filler and doesn't interest me in the slightest...
#RHOBH #Bravo

[Alyssa Kriss @AckAttack210]

Dorit is better than me because I would have looked Kyle dead in the face at that table full of people and said, "Sorry I don't have a "secret" lesbian lover to occupy my time while dealing with my separation."
#RHOBH