Admiral Ackbar

Mon Calamari. Supreme Commander of the Rebel Alliance Fleet.

[Admiral Ackbar @Ackbar]

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[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

This thread highlights a massive danger - if MPs allow 12 April to pass with no commitment to fight Euro elections, May 22 becomes the inescapable exit day...and PM would then be able to say it’s my deal or no deal. Parliament needs to be very wary about a potential trap.

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Grand Moff Blatter has assured us he is right leader to oversee the Fifassian sector. He has my full support.

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The Empire says its safe for my Bothan spy to leave the Endorian embassy, apparently he's forgiven for stealing the Death Star plans.

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My personal courier is arranging a meeting at the Abbottooine base, surprisingly late at night.

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Lieutenant Assange has been very helpful in repairing my secure transmission radio.

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Taking shuttle in to land on Mustafar... That is a serious amount of volcanic ash.

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Keep overhearing Antilles talk about HolochatRoulette with the crew, think I'll give it a try on my R2 unit.

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Mon Mothma has promised me the Rebel leadership in 5 years, she's retiring to spend more time with her vintage podracer collection.

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Quite a crowd to greet me here on Coruscant, why is that angry Wookie wielding a replica model of the Jedi Temple?

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Lando kindly invited me for a short Cloud City vacation. Says he's "made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever."

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Received transmission from Outer Rim, apparently I can extend length of my Mon Cal cruiser for just a few credits. Sending account details.

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Got a few weeks of leave coming up so I've booked a holiday visit to the Great Pit of Carkoon.

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Endor is strange. There's a dead animal here just balanced on a stick attached to a rope. @Chewbacca is going for it.

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These Bothans are asking a lot of questions about our security system. Faxing the detailed plans to them now.

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Check out this sexy dancing twi'lek http://tinyurl.com/dk4qzs

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At Jabba’s palace. Has he had that Ewok feng shui expert in? His throne used to be over this loose grate... Is that rancor breath?

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Hopefully this link to a dancing Twi'lek hologram is real and not another Max Rebo video

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Grand Moff Fritzl is stocking up that Death Star basement an awful lot, I'll go and check on him.

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Just insured my B-wing with Alliance Intergalactic Group, they seem like a rock solid institution.

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Viceroy Mandelson seems like a politician I can trust. From now on all our dealings with the Trade Federation will go through him.