Quentin Ackerman

If god didn't want em sheared, he wouldn't have made em sheep

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

@kmarieryan12 SHOW ME THE TIT ON AN OAT!!!

[AJ Fredrickson @AJ_FREDRICKSON]

Vikings fans every time they see Kirk Cousins run out onto the field for another drive

https://t.co/EYebk8zbIT

[Les Nessman-Reporter @dcookie377]

How heavy is that dam mother thinger

[Bobby Badfingers @TyRiley13]

Last night my family went to an ice cream parlor at closing time and were able to convince the owner to stay open late for them.

Ironically, at the same time my brother and I were across town knocking on the Sac Liquor (lol) Store’s door asking them to stay open late for us.

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

Guy on the highway just passed me and gave me a thumbs up for the mullet. I love this state

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

Ok. Not having a kid, but which would be a better name for a girl?

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

Watching the Ted Bundy documentary with Morgan,
Me- women are batshit crazy!
Morgan- *points at screen* men are disgusting

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

It seems like whenever there's an option to make a situation better, there's just an voice that says, "naw, let's actually see how bad I can fuck this thing up." And that's what happenes 90% of the time

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

@cameronmarcz Koe wetzel

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

@IowaChill @conderino82 I wish dick wouldve fucked up bad enough that we coulda tried this

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

Honestly Thomas Rhett said it best, "ain't it funny how life changes."

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

If you ever feel dumb, just remember there are people that live in Iowa that knowingly bought a Prius knowing we get weather like this

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

Me- man my guts hurt this morning
Weston- yea I think it's this south Dakota air we've been breathing
Alex- I'm sure it's got nothing to do with the fact you guys each drank a case of beer last night?

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

@5thYear @HobosBarstool Kinda pissed to see this isn't @joekennyisu

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

Me- whatre the odds you just started looking for a new car and not a week later you get in a wreck?

Morgan- I know. It's like the universe was getting back at me for cheating on Priscilla(the car)

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

Which show is better?

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

Rudolph + #WPMOYChallenge

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

Scottish bartender tonight-“so where’s the accent from?”
Me-“the states, Iowa”
Him-“I thought your people couldn’t leave that place”

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

“Manners are like the worst thing that I’m good at”- Haoni

[Quentin Ackerman @AckermanQuentin]

@kmarieryan12 Take it mate. More than I’ve ever gotten!