Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books"

I make writers laugh on Insta (@rebekah.ackerman.writes). Hoping to make readers laugh through my books!

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

Remember when you had one device for one purpose?

1. Ipod
2. Earbuds
3. Book
4. Notebook
5. Pen
6. GPS
7. Phone

Then you'd leave the house, realize you forgot one at home, and cry?

Ah.

The good ol' days.

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

So, like .... Do you for as long as you can until your laptop dies and signals the end?

Or are you normal?

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

My fashion is either:

Old Money Boho
or
Full Out Nerd

And there is no in-between

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

Just learned that the "healthy" smoothies I've been making for my husband and me for the past couple WEEKS are 600 calories. EACH!

Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

My super-power is that I get to wear slippers all day.
Okay.
Maybe it's not a super-power.
It's a flex

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

Apparently:

Mantion
Mancion
Manshion

Are alllll incorrect spellings of the word Mansion.

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

Writers sending a query letter
https://t.co/xxondj3npP

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

Me, whispering sweet nothings into my husband’s ear right before we go to bed.

Me: “The landlord killed her.”

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

I'm a writer.
I WILL have a meltdown about my book.

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

I'm a writer. I'm POSITIVE it's a lack of tools and NOT a lack of motivation that keeps me from writing

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

I'm a writer. Sometimes, I love writing. Sometimes, I hate writing. Sometimes, I love and hate it all at the same time

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

I'm a writer. I do it because I want to, not because I have to.

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

I'm a writer. I eat rejection letters for breakfast

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

I'm a writer. What does being published have to do with anything?

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

I'm a writer. I don’t make any money

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

I'm a writer. Of course I have a full time job

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

I'm a writer. I have a million hobbies just to distract me from writing

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

I'm a writer. DM me and I can dish it like the rest. Call me and I flaberhsjd

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

I'm a writer. My degree won't pay for itself ✨

[Rebekah Ackerman | "Happy Writers Finish Books" @AckermanTweets_]

I'm a writer. Staring out the window counts as writing