ACoA Tom

Happily married. Shamelessly flirty. Surprisingly deep. Loyal like a golden retriever but with better punchlines.

[ACoA Tom @AcoaTom]

If I’m scanning it myself, I want an employee discount.

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If it were up to me, you’d get a discount for using the self checkout.

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@blondehotcoffee Santa’s lap has heard things no sleigh should carry.

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@kristabellerina Nothing wrong with keeping it simple — especially if you make up for it in charm.

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We grow more spiritually when we do things wrong than by doing everything right. (Richard Rohr)

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We are hardwired for connection and in the absence of connection, there is always suffering. -Brene Brown

[ACoA Tom @AcoaTom]

God told Abraham to go...Jesus said, "come to me." To come or to go is to move. Things that don't move are not alive. Water that doesn't move is stagnant. Whether you feel led to go or to come...move!

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Waiting has become a synonym for wasting in our world. We want what we want and we want it now. People find it hard to believe that anything is worth waiting for! But I believe that there are things worth waiting for? Do you? If so, what are those things?

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@dnj_com I don't know what's worse. The MTSU record or the fact that anyone thinks that a win over WKU could salvage this season.

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@JustAMomNamedMM The right person doesn’t tame your fire — they learn to dance in the warmth of it.

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@JustAMomNamedMM That’s what every love song is trying to describe.

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@JustAMomNamedMM Don’t worry, we're not here for your punctuation.

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@kristabellerina If you survive this, Thanksgiving will feel like a spa day.

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@_TheBookishOne Experts say the cure involves candlelight and Barry White.

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@Mrs_JParker Okay, I just spit my coffee out on that one. Great response! 🤣

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@JustAMomNamedMM Doubt often comes loudest when we’re closer to something meaningful. May you find peace and hope in the new day.

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@oneawkwardmom Honestly, you should’ve just put crackers on the counter and said, "Honey, here's your dinner. Enjoy."

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@housewifebored8 Twitter: Victoria’s Secret Edition

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@theHetal Somebody put this on a Hallmark card!

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@Dad_2_The_Bone One ends with a receipt, the other with regret.

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@kristabellerina Smells like… bad parenting.