The Portly Orc

Chef to the worlds finest villains and dark hordes. Gave up on using reason. Now I just point and laugh. Don’t post much but I’ll follow back if you wanna.

[The Portly Orc @AcordDave]

@LloydLegalist 🤣

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@TheOfficerTatum I’m tired of being on 2 separate teams.

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@DefiantLs He never cared about the country.

It’s all about a political party for him and keeping that party in power. He’d die happy if the US became a wasteland as long as Democrats were in charge.

He’s old, becoming unhinged and irrelevant. He was very good at what he did.

[The Portly Orc @AcordDave]

@aelfred_D 🤣

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@atensnut Then the rioters should be arrested and held for a significant amount of time.

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@Boldyboy1975 🤣

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@MAGAVoice 💯

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@w_terrence Yay!

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@HollyBriden @GovBobFerguson If I identify as a raging bitch I should get disability too. I might have prostate issues and that can get really expensive.

[The Portly Orc @AcordDave]

@HollyBriden @grahamformaine 🤣

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@NolteNC Just like 9/11, we must never forget.

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@TRobinsonNewEra @ian_mckelvey Dear USA.

Next time you hear a conservatives say “Our police officers would never enforce unjust laws.”

Come back and take a look at this clip.

[The Portly Orc @AcordDave]

@miles_commodore It’s one of those show I never watched but heard about enough that I feel like I watched it.

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@HollyBriden @AaronRegunberg Why can’t it be both?

A pack of weasels in a circle jerk talking about how exhausting it is being weasel partisan hacks in a circle jerk.

Looks like today it’s Aaron’s turn to be the pivot man.

[The Portly Orc @AcordDave]

@LibertyCappy Seriously?

Best I came up with is confront her until she blows up about whatever it is. Try to keep your mouth shut. Don’t defend just suck it up until she plays out.

Then say something off subject and spend time talking about something that won’t spark a fight.

It’s hard.

[The Portly Orc @AcordDave]

@BlueFalcon7509 @LibertyCappy 🤣

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@NolteNC “Tom Cruise, for the sex”?

[The Portly Orc @AcordDave]

@miles_commodore Gotta go with Airplane

[The Portly Orc @AcordDave]

@NolteNC Seth Rogan is the least funny.

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@guypbenson @SharylAttkisson To the victor go the spoils.

Terrorist figured out they don’t have to blow stuff up. It’s easier to just walk through the front door.