Washington Acorns

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[Washington Acorns @AcornsWash]

We got an endorsement after winning our game and starting the season 2-0!

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FINAL: ACORNS 42, CHOCOLATES 38. 🌰🏈

Another hard-fought one. Another win.

The Acorns move to 2–0 after holding off Hershey in a thriller.

Two games. Two wins. Keep building.

#AcornsFootball #MFL #2And0 🌰🔥

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💨 HE'S GONE!

#88 breaks the tackle and turns on the jets down the sideline. 🏃‍♂️💨

65 yards. One play. SIX. 🌰

#AcornsFootball #MFL #HighlightReel #Touchdown

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One more sleep.

Sunday. 1 PM.

🌰 #AcornsFootball

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🔒 LOCKED IN.

The work is done. The preparation is complete.

Tomorrow, we play.

1 PM. Be there. 🌰

#AcornsFootball #MFL #Gamedayeve

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1–0.

Proud of the way we fought tonight. But one win doesn't define this team.

Enjoy the moment. Then it's back to work. 🌰

Next Sunday. 1 PM.

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FINAL: ACORNS 31, HAMBURGERS 28. 🌰🏈

A statement to open the regular season.

The Washington Acorns start the season 1–0 after a hard-fought win over Pittsburgh.

One game down. Plenty more to go.

We’re just getting started.

#AcornsFootball #MFL #1And0 🌰

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Back to work.

No excuses. No shortcuts. Just preparation for what's next. 🌰

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"The record doesn't define this team. How we respond does."

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Yesterday is over.

Tomorrow's work starts with what we learned from it.

Eyes forward. 🌰

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Week 2 is in the books.

A tough 14–42 result, but there's plenty to learn from. We know what needs to improve, now it's time to get back to work.

🌰 0–2. Better tomorrow.

#AcornsFootball #MFL

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0–2.

Not where we want to be.

But the season isn't over. The work starts now. 🌰

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🚨 TRADE ALERT 🚨

🌰 Washington acquires Lowie #88 (Defense/WR)
🧁 Baltimore acquires Elephant #15
Welcome to Washington, Lowie! 🏈🌰

#RiseWithTheAcorns

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FINAL: Idaho Potatoes 42, Washington Acorns 14.

A tough Week 2 preseason matchup for the Acorns as Idaho takes the win.

🌰 Washington Acorns: 0-2
🥔 Idaho Potatoes: 2-0
We’ll learn from this one, get back to work, and keep building. The season is still ahead of us.

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It's game day AGAIN! 🔥🔥

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Player of yesterdays matchup. 👀

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May not have won yesterday but we kicked the first extra point in MFL history! 🔥🔥

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The coach on what we need to work on following todays game.

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Well we lost, we got work to do before the regular season kicks off. 😢