Tyler Johnson

Clawing my way out of mediocrity one TED Talk at a time.

[Tyler Johnson @ActDontThink]

@t2thetam @hell_line0 On the other hand, they are self selecting out of the gene pool, so we have that going for humanity

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Send Spencer Pratt packing. Vote for @nithyavraman for Mayor of Los Angeles.
@cd4losangeles

[Tyler Johnson @ActDontThink]

Haven’t watched The Boys since season 1, and all the clips I see online are exclusively The Seven and other various bad guys. Do The Boys even show up in episodes anymore or is it just all the villains being catty to each other and stepping on rakes for an hour?

[Tyler Johnson @ActDontThink]

@Chase thanks for closing my business account without cause or explanation. Really cool of you. Your bank is trash.

[Tyler Johnson @ActDontThink]

I’d be a total Marxist if it wasn’t for Zeppo always slowing down the action

[Tyler Johnson @ActDontThink]

@judysquirrels I'm keeping my notes on Citizen Kane to show him just in case.

[Tyler Johnson @ActDontThink]

@VyceVictus I was trying to put my finger on it, and this is exactly what I felt watching it, thank you

[Tyler Johnson @ActDontThink]

According to the algorithm I’m the whitest person my age who knows who Bad Bunny is

[Tyler Johnson @ActDontThink]

@LukeBarnett I’m saying if you’re on the fence, “why not?” is the best direction to fall

[Tyler Johnson @ActDontThink]

@judysquirrels But then you get to part of the institution and therefore complicit and oh ok I get it now

[Tyler Johnson @ActDontThink]

@SeanMBurns Because that was also the reason people liked it when it was new? They literally point out how utterly stupid the premise is IN the movie. It is the definition of bad-good. The idea is ridiculous and the execution is flawless.

[Tyler Johnson @ActDontThink]

@VyceVictus I’m in North Texas so I’m stuck with the 70mm

[Tyler Johnson @ActDontThink]

@VyceVictus It really is a lifestyle and I’m only realizing it with this tweet

[Tyler Johnson @ActDontThink]

@PressSec Until they stop hiding their faces, we can't know for sure that they AREN'T demons, though

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk https://t.co/UuuY4y6NjP

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

Trump doesn't like being criticized by @jimmykimmel, so he used his administration's influence to silence him. He just doubled down on his promise to silence others who oppose him. If we let this happen, we'll cease to be the country we love. Period.

This is a nonpartisan issue.

[Tyler Johnson @ActDontThink]

@WeAreSinclair Companies can't be cowards, since they aren't people, but the PEOPLE running Sinclair certainly are.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From https://t.co/W6tLkbx37C

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

fundamentally the right doesn’t care about “free speech” or “comedy”. the right cares about the ability to make disparaging comments about marginalized people without consequence as a way to assert superiority.