Actual Music Facts

My only goal with this account is to get Pat Sajak to block me.

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ITS WEDNESDAY SO CRANK UP SOME EARLY GENESIS AT HALF SPEED AND DRY HUMP A BIONICLE. #musicfacts

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HOW MANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT?
BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK?
EAT TOO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK.
SHRIMPS ARE PRETTY RICH.

*FLUTE*

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@NC4202 Who has the energy to be made about anything anymore?

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Maybe Eminem was never good to begin with and you were just an upset 14 year old who related to his anger.

Maybe this’ll be finally the screenplay that’ll get your dad to say he’s proud of you.

We deal with a lot of “maybes” around here. #Musicfacts

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More reviews pouring in!!

“WTF is this page?”
-Twitter user

“This Page is little dick energy.”
-Different Twitter user.

Don’t miss out! Get the facts! The #Musicfacts

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@SportMikeWarren Cold Spaghetti by The Wiggles has seen us through our fair share of doubt too.

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ITS FRIDAY NIGHT SO WHY NOT COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT THERE’S NOTHING LEFT FOR YOU IN THE SHITTY LITTLE TOWN YOU CALL HOME AND FALL ASLEEP TO THE KNOWLEDGE THAT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE OR CARE IF YOU JUST PACKED UP AND LEFT. SOMETHING...SOMETHING...MUSIC. #musicfacts

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“What if we did Phil Collins but EDGY.” -Disturbed, in 2005 probably.

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We’re the only ones listening to all your soundcloud links and we still don’t love you.

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This is about 10 facts. #MusicFacts

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@patsajak BLOCK ME COWARD. THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE DOESNT SPIN FAST ENOUGH FOR ME TO FEAR DYING. YOU INVENTED THE FORTUNE AND HISTORY INVENTED THE WHEEL BUT I INVENTED HISTORY AND YOU. @WheelofFortune #MusicFacts #IGaveBirthToPatSajak2018

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@RoboCreature Probably

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ITS SUNDAY NIGHT SO FIRE UP SOME PINK FLOYD AND REALIZE YOURE SO FAR GONE THAT YOU CAN HEAR YOUR DADS VOICE JUDGING YOUR COWORKERS WHEN THEY GET EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING THEY MADE BECAUSE HE NEVER LET YOU BE HAPPY WHEN YOU MADE SOMETHING AND EXCITEDLY SHOWED IT TO HIM #MusicFacts

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IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT SO THROW ON YOUR VINYL OF ABBEY ROAD AND SOB YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN FRONT OF A TV DINNER YOU SAD, LONELY, PATHETIC FUCK. #MusicFacts #Motivation @hungrymanfoods @thebeatles

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The government doesn’t want you to know this but Bon Jovi invented Australia during the 1986 tour for Slippery When Wet. #FollowTheMoney @BonJovi @patsajak

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Australia: Great seats just in time for Father’s Day! New tickets will be released at 9am on Wednesday August 22 from Ticketek: https://t.co/TBKru4EyZH

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REAL FACTZ: Everything is more metal with a giant side of lentils. Pita bread, Pantera, even the boomerang coaster at Six Flags. So grab a nice, hot bowl of lentils and MOSH PIT THE SHIT OUT OF SOME LOONEY TOONS. FUCK YOUR BOWELS #Metal #HardcoreAF #MusicFacts @SixFlags @Pantera

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@RoboCreature ITS IN THE WAY THAT YOU USE IT

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@RoboCreature You should have acted.
They're already here.
The Elder Scrolls told of their return.
Their defeat was merely a delay,
'Til the time after Oblivion opened,
When the sons of Skyrim would spill their own blood.
But no one wanted to believe,
Believe they even existed.

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SET FIRE TO YOUR VHS COLLECTION.

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Daily reminder that Disney owns everything you love and also hates you. They hate you, they hate that thing you love, your value to them is barely worth the 10 bucks they make off your ticket to avengers. The value they place on the thing you love is less than that.