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Be gay do crime
Higher education is a scam designed to filter the poor from leadership positions + funnel them into the military industrial complex
Begging makes 3x the minimum wage on average
Sleeping in a car is infinitely cheaper than in a house
There is free food in the woods

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wild how @doordash has official policies in place discouraging people from reporting food safety issues

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@DoorDash support being goofy as fuck. they'll give you a refund if your food is cold but not if it's literally poisoned

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me speaking hatefully to my enemies: um, look, I just don't think it's a good idea. sorry

me speaking lovingly to my sibling: I'll kill you, I'll fucking kill you, I'll atomize you bro, I'll bring down the fury of a thousand suns on your dumb shaped head in an instant

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messing with my alarm settings and this fascist app won't let me start my week on tuesdays, wednesdays, or thursdays. the outrage. wednesday gang rise up

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big door ding (the insurance lobbies) have definitely invented paint that isn't ruined on being tapped with the force of a sugarless diabetic. but why on earth would they let us have it

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I'm tired of living in constant fear every time I drive anywhere, it's time to legalize door dings

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modern zen teachers be like "ya boi is but a leaf twerking on the breeze"

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arm wrestling is just an excuse for straight men to hold hands

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bull got loose, what will he do

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I have apparently severely misjudged what "child appropriate" means re:music. my reasoning that "it only advocates murdering one dude & he's a jerk" was not accepted

[🐬finn @dogsmellsgood]

> go to a pride org
> ask if the parade is gonna be steven universe or ketamine
> she doesnt understand
> i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is ketamine and what is steven
> she laughs and says “it’s a good parade, ma’am”
> go to the parade
> it’s steven universe

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"Oh no my protein is misfolded! Better stop eating people!"

the logic of a coward, prions are made up to keep you from realizing the bodies in the graveyard are free. you can take them home

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in hindsight maybe I'm not very much like him at all

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I'm just like jesse stewart but without the meth or beating women or getting kicked out of every scene or the overdose

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literally 1984

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getting mixed messages here