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The tech/prim divide is a sham. criminal syndicalist π€ π΄ββ οΈ fire good actually, be a pirate, dms open
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Be gay do crime
Higher education is a scam designed to filter the poor from leadership positions + funnel them into the military industrial complex
Begging makes 3x the minimum wage on average
Sleeping in a car is infinitely cheaper than in a house
There is free food in the woods
me speaking hatefully to my enemies: um, look, I just don't think it's a good idea. sorry
me speaking lovingly to my sibling: I'll kill you, I'll fucking kill you, I'll atomize you bro, I'll bring down the fury of a thousand suns on your dumb shaped head in an instant
messing with my alarm settings and this fascist app won't let me start my week on tuesdays, wednesdays, or thursdays. the outrage. wednesday gang rise up
big door ding (the insurance lobbies) have definitely invented paint that isn't ruined on being tapped with the force of a sugarless diabetic. but why on earth would they let us have it
I have apparently severely misjudged what "child appropriate" means re:music. my reasoning that "it only advocates murdering one dude & he's a jerk" was not accepted
> go to a pride org
> ask if the parade is gonna be steven universe or ketamine
> she doesnt understand
> i pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is ketamine and what is steven
> she laughs and says βitβs a good parade, maβamβ
> go to the parade
> itβs steven universe
"Oh no my protein is misfolded! Better stop eating people!"
the logic of a coward, prions are made up to keep you from realizing the bodies in the graveyard are free. you can take them home