Vawss

ownr of an island. Wut? Y ar u lookin at mi lik dat?! i haet jasen brodi. wut an chikin shit.
Nawt afeliated with ubisoft. *Original Vaas toon*

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eminem alwais raps abowt spegeti.

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kesha: waek up in teh mornin feelin lik-
Me(puling owt an gun): SAI P-DIDDY WUN MOER TIEM!!!

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RIP in peesc clint Eastwood.

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girl: y r u burnin mi bra?
me: to empowr u
girl: reely??!
me: lul fuk no. let dem tittys bowncze!

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@ElectroPls @PetrParkyrPls tu soon.

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@ElectroPls @PetrParkyrPls

WTF DU U THINK UR DOIN?!? I AM TEH WUN HU SHOKS!

http://t.co/XpiJJmXPxv

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@simbulionpls

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@simbulionpls du sumthin to get kickd owt.

lik blowin it up.

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@ElectroPls @PetrParkyrPls iz so smal onli an smerf cun suk it.

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@ElectroPls @PetrParkyrPls

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@ElectroPls @PetrParkyrPls an bich niga sais wut? u wan an go m8t?

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@PetrParkyrPls @ElectroPls am raczist agaynst blu pepl.

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*liftz hed owt uv bichs tittys*
wut yeer iz it?

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hu teh fuk sayd u cud sleep?

WAEK TEH FUK UP U LIL CHIKIN SHIT!!

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dat feel wen it waz spring nd u wer gona get layd nd den it snowd nd ur stil gun 2 get layd but it wil be a bit shiter
RT fer respct anmegos

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im on a islind pardize nd it nevr snows, but if it wuz snowin DAT WUD FUKIN SUK! Y TEH FUK IZ IT SNOWIN?!? AM GOIN KICK GADS ASS DAT FUKR!!!

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9:11 Maek an wish

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@TRILLUMINAUGHTY @TehReelHov

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@TRILLUMINAUGHTY @TehReelHov iz never tu laet to abort an babi.